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Unless you're giving time. I am a broke ****** fucker, but I've spent Saturdays building houses and weeknights helping support groups for ex-offenders. Stuff like that. Very rewarding. Very good to actually be involved with having an effect. Plus, I get to know some folks that I may never...

Thanks for the response, folks. I don't feel as much of a weirdo (funny as that sounds). For the record, LL, I've never hurt a fly. And I hope the girls I'm talking about are happy with someone somewhere. And have the right meds.

Does adult swim count as a sitcom? How 'bout The Ultimate Fighter? The Office has kind of been crappy this year. I have been trying to get into The Big Bang Theory. But, I never miss Reaper. Ray Wise has nailed that role as Satan. So great.

best. show. ever. I actually loved Mr. Show with David and Bob Odenkirk. As far as the book, I think Dave's little thing on youtube is pretty much spot on. I picked it up in a bookstore once. ...and I've been living by its goodpussy guidance ever since. The pussy is my oyster.

wow. wow. just fucking wow. :mad::1orglaugh:rofl::(:1orglaugh So many emotions to process. Thanks so much for the maps, folks! This is the funniest thread I've seen anywhere in a long time. Not that this is news. I graduated high school in '90. In the tenth grade I remember having a...

Lotta cross talk on the "Rough Sex..." thread; but it made me think of a question. I kind of have the opposite problem: I've dated several girls who liked to be held down and ******. And they asked me for the same. Now, look... I love me some women. but I'm not normally into that kind of...

I went for about five months once when I was in the army back in the '90's. I was in training --no *****, no food. My libido dropped to nothing. In fact the thought made me ill. However, couple of steaks and a full night's ***** cured me right up. Maybe gone a week since then at some point...

I've got to give some props to female performers like Bridget Powerz (or however she's spelling it now). She is clearly working with what she's got about as well as anybody in the biz.

Very impressive. :thumbsup: (hmmm... Melon fucking. Maybe my sex life could be better... note to self.)

A very fast internet connection. Righty.

I actually love Wikipedia. It is very up to date. You just have to keep in mind that, if the subject isn't locked, it's more like a conversation than an encyclopedia. People can just toss in there whatever they want, kind of like a Freeones thread, eh? I also dig http://www.dmoz.org/...

Typhus? Homey, you gotta read a newspaper every once in a while.

There's no "No chef" ********* here. Somebody's gotta make the sauce. (...unless the "sauce" came with the ***** prick as part of the package) :throwup: I am terribly sorry for that.

****** of God... that's hilarious. And a little bit fucked up. :nannerf2: It might also be when you and your girl are getting together. If it's too late in the evening, you might just be too goddamn tired. If it's roughly the same time every time, you might be suffering from expectation of...

Zoiks! :bowdown:

There's a lot more than boobs that contributes to making girls look like girls. I've seen a couple of Shemale threads floating around here if you want proof. Don't get me wrong, to each his own. But, I've never met a fake pair that didn't feel like I was palming a basketball. ...or a...

Local soccer field, Saturday morning. Night school, something liberal or fine arts. Cooking class, check http://www.vikingcookingschool.com/hc-cgi-bin/hc?templ=new_vcs/home.html&nocl=1. Salsa dance classes. Give you a chance to wear bad clothes, also.

I am lost in the sauce... I was not aware that an entire thread could be a non sequitur. I like it!

Awesome! I can't imagine what the guy is going through. My heart goes out to him.

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Re: Dead Pornstars, and Watching Them Savanah was actually my first experience with being a fan of a pornstar that died. ****** herself, right? I was up in Seattle when it happened. Believe it or not, I felt godawful. I couldn't even look at her photos in magazines or anything. Makes my...

LOL! Melting play-doh --Very funny! Has that fucker had plastic surgery? God, he's hideous. No, I don't give a **** about Carrot Top. I was just enjoying think about Andy Kaufman faking his own death so he could do prop humor and be hated. He had that Tony Clifton thing going for a while...

So fucked up. It's not a question of too soon. This is just stupidity. Why didn't they just dress up in blackface and wear a **** armband while they're at it. Little prigs.

Sorry folks. I was talking about Bob Sagat. Forgot to quote anyone or mention him. I blame it on all the cough syrup I drank yesterday.

Pretty goddamn funny, friend. :rofl:

I haven't noticed anyone else mentioning this. But that goddamn fly that tries to get in on the action in so many outdoor scene really friggin bothers me. I immediately start thinking, "What could be attracting that bastard in there to try to fly up that pretty girl's snatch?" I mean, I know...

That's one hell of a list, friend! And Sacred Reich! You are dropping the troo fuckin knowledge up in here!:banger::banger::banger: A man of taste, indeed.

All sound and fury signifying nothing. But without the fury. He's trying so desperately to shake the whole "AFV"/"Full House" curse; it's pretty sad. It's like a stream of consciousness barrage of, "Hey, I fucked my ********. Just kidding... maybe", garbage. He's swirling in the bowl, I'm...

Red stockings... good gawd. To each their own, I suppose.

Sam Smith has never... EVER... let me down. I'll take the Taddy Porter or the Lager over most anything. Best thing ever fermented and placed into bottles, however: Chimay blue cap. Trappist Ales are like sex, they taste like women and flesh (I have a theory about why celibate monks might...

Death. High on Fire. Kaamos. Witchery ('cept for the last album). Behemoth. Immortal. Agalloch.

Naomi is sooooo beautiful. And she always seems to truly enjoy herself, which is almost as big a turn-on as that rump. Like to take me a bite outta that apple.

It looks awful. I can't get Salvation Army bell ringers out of my head when I see chicks in furry-trimmed red squirrel covers. Or the dumpy, bored-looking elves at the Sit-in-Santa's-lap thing at the mall. Blech... Maybe that's just me.

Well met.:1orglaugh

...and people need to give Carrot Top a second look. He's got a surreal edge to him. I have a suspicion that this is one prolonged Andy Kaufman style meta-comedy prank. Come to think of it... I never saw Carrot Top until Andy Kaufman "****** away"... You know, Andy was always great with...

You know, I feel your pain here friend. I was never very impressed with these things in the store. But, a friend of mine just bought a Bravia 1080p. Big friggin' thing. We were watching college football (American) and some MMA. RIDICULOUS! Gorgeous! It's almost too much. It's like you...

My avatar. Sorry if you ain't down with the thickness. http://www.assparade.com/t1/pps=mainpage/shoots/ap2317.htm She's had a thread here... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=76524

1 - Carlos Captain Obvious Mencia... Girls on their periods are bitchy... White people are corny... Black guys are likely to get hassled by the cops... Out of date astronaut in a diaper joke... He'd be mean ass cocksucker if he wasn't so boring. 2 - Dane Muther Fuckin Cook. He's every bit as...

Hey! That's Anika Anderson! She is sooo sweet! You've got most of her websites, except Cumfiesta: http://cumfiesta.littlemidgets.com/anika/ http://mycumfiesta.com/A/anika/index.html There was one more of her at least. She's done a handfull of videos, as well. Guess she's done. Wish she...

Re: Full fucking hips (and tummy) ... Beautiful girls!!! Tossing a couple more in here: Italia blue, the things I would do to get with this girl... http://www.assparade.com/t1/pps=mainpage/shoots/ap2317.htm She's had a thread here: http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=76524 Also...

Re: MILFs / Mature Women Greetings folks! New to your board. I posted this over in "Watch That Video", but I figured I might post it over here as well. MFST dropped a few vids a while back, and sadly I have no idea who one of the women they dropped is. I was trying to ID her even while her...

Lemme try that again... http://www.downloadable-movie.com/big-tit-movie/_big_titted_blonde_Sindee_fucked/mp.html http://www.bigbreastsroundasses.com/hot-busty-babe/index.html You notice the newbie tag above my avatar. My apologies. Hope this works.

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Folks, I'm new to this board. Never even joined one before, but I loved threads like this one so much I couldn't help it. Great stuff! MFST dropped a few vids a while back, and sadly I have no idea who one of the women they dropped is. I was trying to ID her even while her vid was on the...