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Re: The forgotten smilies :love-smi: My fave. So wrong somehow. :blowjob: Revolting. Love it. :georges: WTF? :violent: very nice. :cussing: very nice, indeed.

Gawd Damn! That's closer to what I was talking about, just way more fucked up. There is some "******" worship there, granted consenting ****** worship. But, it sounds like it got into some genuinely ****** worship. As far as your idea for the thread, I think I'm with you. The title of the...

How can they get rid of ER when every next episode is, "an ER that will change everything...", or, "the ER that you'll never forget". How can we be so blessed to have so many pivotal and life-changing episode to watch? *Stabs self in ear*

Hey, VidKing. Not kidding: How are we making the "******" thing work again? Groupies backstage at a concert aren't ****** to go back. Not trying to pick a fight, *******. Just want to know what we're talking about. For me, I go straight to fetish. It's not my normal inclination. But, the...

You know, I've paid good money to be ****** to worship. :bowdown: ...and for a little candle wax. ... maybe a few well-placed clothespins.

ahem... Laos is, like, landlocked. Oh, waitaminute... that was a pun, huh?

******** of Men... so fucking great. One Saturday recently, I plopped down on the couch and watched Treasure of the Sierra Madre and Miller's Crossing. Battle Royale, got the DVD recently with decent subtitles.

Puh-Lenty... I'm downloading right now, people.

I think this is what they celebrate in Japan, ain't it? "Let's Christmas!"

I've seen this kind of information before. It's good stuff. All the same, I still use Christian just because the old relatively respectful meaning of the abbreviation is not relevant in our society. It's out moded. Now, writing out the full name "Christmas" is simply the respectful way of...

I was hanging with a pretty different crew back then. We had this, like, anti-prom party type thing. Lotta *****. Lotta ********. Had a pretty good time being complete antisocial fuckheads. But, alas, no Love for 90proof.

Tossing some names I don't see into the mix... Modern: Daniel Craig, Chuck Hagel, Randy Couture... ...not many off the top of my head. Matt Damon is trying reeeeal hard. But he just ain't there yet. One's who've left us: Joe Strummer, Toshiro Mifune, Lee Marvin, James Coburn, Robert...

According to Jim Kings of Queens Reba Actually, I pretty much **** sitcoms. Of course the most Satanic of all sitcoms: ****'s ****** Paula Dean and Rachel Ray make me want to stab myself in the eyes.

Re: Favorite MILF's Jennifer Janes Kelly Leigh Sophia Mounds Cara Lott Bianca Cheryl DiSilva There's also a few out there I've never been able to identify.

Might wanna try. You might enjoy feeling delicate. Plus, it worked for Nuke LaLoosh in "Bull Durham".

You're on the money there. I can't hardly ***** after watching Tim and Eric. "Where's my chippy? Here chip, chip..."

You know, I've seen lot's of porn. I don't get facials. I have no interest in your or anyone else's asshole. And, honestly, the more perfect the people in the porn, the more bored I am. I like people to have some flaws, you know? Like me. I don't know about your "others", but not every guy...

I feel your pain, friend. But, after you find that salve, just be careful with that big ass ***** in your signature.

Well, that is admittedly true, but only to a degree. Lot's of the shows are plot based. But, just an observation, neither of your statements is synonymous with it being unenjoyable or bad tv, eh?

I move around alot. I like, but am annoyed by Bang Bros, Reality Kings, Naughty America. They all have their good stuff. Best bargain online that I've found: Videobox.com The downloads are fast. The content is broad and quite large. And it's relatively cheap. I think $17.95 per month...

But it only does 2xd4 damage per bite.

Just curious. Anybody here watch it? ...like it? ... deeply affected by it? ...live implicitly by the example of Master Shake? This is the block of programming that saved ****** Guy. The good stuff comes on at 10pm eastern on Sunday nights, Cartoon Network. Oddly enough, it's alot like...

Got it! Thanks for the quick response!:thumbsup: ...Hey it works!

Rock. Libertarians don't have to be right wing, btw. Just an FYI. Not sure what your turn-off is about them. Having sex with a prostitute for me was just ****** awful because it was a sex act reduced down to a cold financial transaction. And, she was pretty jaded about the whole thing...

Just curious. I've gotten some nice feedback and reps on my profile. I have no idea how that happened. Can someone give me a heads up on how to give someone a rep? Can I do it? I'd like to if I could. I've seen some great stuff on here. Like to share the love. Thanks!

Hey Torre82min, nice thread. Nice avatar, also. She's a real sweatie. I've got a thing for scream queens, too. And she tried pretty hard to be one in the past few years. I declare 2007 shall end and then be promptly forgotten by me. Worked my ass off, but just spinning my wheels. Doc put...

Re: Who do share your Birthday with?? A bunch of porn stars I don't know. Also, Tony Tennille But, most important by far: Don Fucking Rickles

Sorry. Feeling a little bit bitter this evening.

Still probably more fun than my first girlfriend. Almost as pretty.

HAHAHAHA!!! You are one fucked up ****** fucker! That is some funny ****.

Ahhh... Libertarianism. Ever seen "Eyes Wide Shut"? I had sex with a prostitute in Panama while I was in the Army. She was not the best looking. Pretty funny situation actually. I was pretty young, had no rank whatsoever. So, naturally, I didn't have to first pick of the girls in the...

Wow... "Dear Penthouse Forums: I never thought it would happen to me..." Mine first time sucked. I hadn't known here that long. She was a lot older. I was scared shitless, had no idea what was happening. It was so bad, she gave me a discount.

I think it definitely helped. I was definitely a little more confident having seen what the fuck stuff is supposed to look like. The only thing is that the faces girls make in real life are so much different. The first time I made a girl cum, I think I thought I'd hurt something.

I think it was that spanking I got in the fourth grade for spending too much time under the table at school looking at girls underthings... *whistful sigh*

Brittany O'Connell or Victoria Paris. Those are the first two I was aware of as individual pornstars.

Well, if you go by that old game where your first name is your ********* pet's name and your last name is the street you grew up on, then my porn name would be: J. J. Tahiti Which I think is pretty good. But if not, then I'd have to go with Beowolf Thunderfuck.

Heeee-LARious thread! Love the choices! But, I cannot NOT vote for Burt Reynolds.

Hey, wait a minute... I just found one here in the US. Run for your lives.

Best. Show. Ever. Makes sense for him to be on the show, though. Ron Howard narrated it. Scott Baio played Bob Loblaw (funniest. name. ever.).

Good call. One of my favorites of all time. James Caan is the goddamn MAN in this flick. I model my leisure wear after his: kimono, top knot, tevas with socks. Any latchkey *** with a distant ****** will get along with Wes Anderson films (Sorry to get autobiographical :anonymous). Airplane...

Cover of Maiden's The Trooper... arguably more impressive: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1WKYmx4i1Q&feature=related

RJD -- Holy Diver http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkysjcs5vFU and Last In Line http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z87BK1bnjSM Danzig -- Twist of Cain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju2-kCkrD5E Accept -- Balls to the Wall http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph8kGPXOoUw&feature=related Iron Maiden...

Who'd I take home to ***... 1) Lexi Belle 2) Kayla Marie 3) Italia Blue 4) Naomi 5) Tia Sweets And I'd do 'em on the coffee table. My ****** and I have an "open relationship".

Loved him in Arrested Development. Barry Zuckerkorn. :bowdown: That's actually a shot of Henry Winkler as Barry Zuckerkorn doing an impression of The Fonz. Warms my heart.

Brunette for me. Love the cut-offs in the hay thing, too. Thanks for including some links, btw.

Well, that is perfectly reasonable. I think that's called the distributive property in Algebra, right? Well, there we go... reasonable and mathematically sound.

Hey Fox. Thanks for the reply. Just an FYI: That's not libertarianism. THAT is libertarianism. I think Caitlain has a pretty good point about porn having an effect on our perspectives about pleasure. Matter of fact, I'm not sure any other position holds up to scrutiny: We see the pretty...

Goddamn... What the fuck happened here. No judgments people. Consenting adults, you know? This thread was because I needed some persepctive. I found it weird that 3 different girls I've been with wanted to be ******. So, obviously there's a reason I'm not with them any more. But, I'm...

He is intensely self-righteous and I find him tiresome at best. But that is one funny fucking comparison.