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I declare shopped shenanigans...besides being upside down they are facing the wrong way... just let that joke percolate for a minute....

^ address please and I will allow 1 picture to be taken! I am in love with my washer and dryer, and not because they clean my clothes :eek:

Oh look, I got a runner in my pantyhose.... or Who ever smelt it dealt it.

Your talking about smaller scale models right?

Ha! The liver will never see it coming!

I think it draws unwanted attention!

"Free at last! free at last! thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"

I can see right now that she probably has to do battle with several things on a daily basis... 1) guys who are twice her age and driving penis shaped sports cars... 2) UV rays from the ozone hole above her head, created from using too much hairspray... 3) people constantly dropping things just...

I was TOTALLY thinking this was going to be some thing entirely different...I might be just a little disappointed but I'm really impressed nonetheless!

In case there some of you boys here that haven't had anatomy lessons...this is NOT where the real "G" spot is located....you all knew that already right? That having been said, I use the scroll wheel a lot when I'm on FO! Though on mine I find that just up and down doesn't get me where I want...

I was thinking the same but wishing it was you, Cutie! You're making me blush, Stan. Your right Dirk, could be me...what would be the harm in showing just my boobies and not my face? I'll have to think on that.... I know right!? Me too! I know right?!

Agreed...what corner should I be on to see you 'driving by' Cutie?

Thank you for the rep Stan...Made friends with any new statues?

Hey Dirk, thanks for the rep!

Thank you for the rep and congrats on your moderator-ship-ness thingy.

Can I open my present a little early?

Hmm...yeah, but I think seeing her undies is actually more erotic than just having her crack exposed...we'll leave those moments for after we see what she looks like from the front...I know shallow aren't I?

No need to duck though its a drive by flashing....

Lately I've been getting up for 6 am lap swimming...the first few days were horrible but I'm over the hump and feeling good...best way to fight a cold too! (sorry to my other swim mates though) I need to find a new pool though, this one is turning my hair green!

I am NOT lying when I tell you this has happened to me!...Much worse than some bits of TP stuck to your shoe. The worst part was having it pointed out by the office secretary after I'd gotten to work that day by riding the train and walking 4 blocks. And somewhat like the woman above, I was...

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk...

:rimshot:

Ahhh...Stan! The last three words ruined it for me...

I think if the girl on the right stopped skipping meals or throwing up afterward that she could go up at least a size or two.

Most of the hores I knew (know) liked apples too!

Dropped a contact?

Are you constantly seeing arrows and words telling you how to go about your day? If so you might want to lay off the statues....

I'm right there with you, ******! :sing: I'm hers....she's mine.... I'm hers...she's mine, wedding bells are going to chime! :sing:

I forgot to add: :drool: :Hillhopper will be away from her keyboard for the next few minutes, playing with her pink bits:

Google the name... Football player, thrown from the back of a truck that his fiance was driving, died from his injuries.

Remind me not to visit the Louvre in Paris after you've been there!

This would be the one time that you boys playing your 'video games' for hours on end would not be a bad thing!

She must dye her hair, cause a real blonde wouldn't have realized after the high five that she need to cover up again.

Much, much too soon!

^That's two today that had me really LOL! Sure kick someone when their down...at least toss out a ski line!

Which is it? Having a statue in yours or his?

^This really made me laugh! Nice one!

Do you think she uses the same razor on her face as she does her legs?

Try as he might, Gerald just could NOT get the phone to ring or erase the stigma associated with his last name.

I predict a rather violent rebound bounce to our viewing 'right' and several contusions, head trauma, etc...followed by a roommate who, bored waiting for the paramedics to arrive to attend to his friend, tries it as well, ending up with a bottle of Tabasco impaling his abdomen. = less fish in...

Right! He who has his first billion, laugh last!

Really!? Really!? Really, Jeff...this is a guy you want to call names and **** off...a guy with a 'cup-***' and something called a M16A2?! Wow!...oh Damn!, Jeff...you just stepped in it and furthermore...I'm canceling all prior engagements with Jeff...I do not want to be collateral damage...

How every hot tub should be filled....

How do we know the cake really is delicious?

I bet it's better than the purple berries!

Thanks for the 'self defense' rep, Ry!

Do I smell an Onion?

:drool: :Hillhopper will be away from her keyboard for the next few minutes, playing with her pink bits: 3 before noon...not too shabby!

So the sperm makes it out via the 'Green line' at Bowling Green or the 'Orange line' at South Ferry?

meh, I can do that any time....