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A windmill that needs tilting: ....any volunteers?

There you go...way to take a "G" picture and up the rating! We always count on that from you Stan!

I can only imagine what you boys might think if this girl was using her boobs on your man parts....that would look creepy!

You mean you carry a jar of Grey Poupon in your pants?

Which kind of awkward? Awkward like two girls showing up at the party wearing the same dress and one is totally rockin' it harder than the other or...like when you accidentally grab and then squeeze and then fondle for a good 10 to 15 seconds, the breasts of your female boss as you came up...

He might not win the race but he'll get some notoriety anyway!

Peanut butter...I was actually there to see your dog....

I think the joystick controls need to move down...just a little...then you'll be at the right spots!

And here I thought you were treating me special when I came over.....

Reminds me the other day I saw a woman at a service station making three or four trips to the trash can, arms loaded each time, to dump her plastic water bottles....then she got into her Prius and drove away...I guessing she wasn't driving it because she wanted to help the environment!

Is this a poll? Tacky.

:rofl2:

Why do we keep clicking on his links?

:eek: is about all I have to say about that!

I like my eggs runny and... I'd like to butter her toast!~ not sure what that means coming from a girl talking about another girl but it sounded funny in my head.

Might be a repost...but do you blame me?

Not the happy ending he was looking for I'm sure...

T, you're porn viewing privileges are going to get yanked if you aren't able to count properly...perhaps you are 'here' too often! LOL

:sarcasm: Ha Ha! Very funny :sarcasm:

:drool: :Hillhopper will be away from her keyboard for the next few minutes, playing with her pink bits: Is it still funny to keep using this? How long is the expiration on a joke? Does it get funnier the more its done....like "that's what she said"? I was thinking this might peter out...

Hey, thanks for the rep! Nifty little circle there...you hit 4K...I say 'Yeah! TK' and I get love for it...NICE! and now a nice note on your page...nifty.

Thanks for the Bum Spidey rep!

So...should we start looking for who is absent from the boards the next couple of days?

Thanks for the rep Mega!

Yeah...did anyone else want to call out Johnny on his spelling of bight? Shouldn't it be bite? or yeah,....I just felt like being a snob today!

I think I just caught a virus from that page...thanks a lot Whimsy!....JK

It may be a little of a racist joke but I think the Chia pet Obama...if you're collecting memorabilia...

Thanks for the rep and the corny joke too!

Thanks for the rep PK!

Now find a map like this for Walgreens!

OMFG! :facepalm: doesn't even begin to cover it! As horrible as these pictures are, the narrator is funny...but the microwave one is NOT at all funny... the only time I've ever watched Nancy Grace was flipping late night and caught her talking about the case where someone ****** their ***** by...

Hard to say what's more impressive; A) he got this on or B) this costume that was made for some one literally half his size and we haven't seen any seams splitting yet (kudos to the manufacturer). Or C) his unrivaled collection of Disney VHS.

Its been said many times many ways: Just because it maybe made in your size, doesn't mean you should wear it! And in this case, clearly, none of it is even your size....double fail.

Gary Busey continues to reach new lows....setting the bar, lower and lower...

Picture 13: These nerds found enough money to hire a stripper to come to their room and she is making fun of them by putting on the mask!

I think the absolute worst one is Kelly's. She even took the time to put another on her upper back so that who ever was receiving oral from her would know her name too? Joke or no...this girl's self esteem must have her boarder line suicidal. I have three tattoos now but trust me when I tell...

Why are jelly beans having sex and having babies!?....of course this does explain some Jelly Belly flavors...

Yeah, I could see that..same thing in both places, desert being turned into neighborhoods so fast that the builders have to 'donate' firehouses, police stations and schools...If you ever visit PHX you'll feel right at home with the neighborhoods.

Very realistic and natural, one is even slightly larger than the other!

yeah, hot glue will fix just about anything!

Thank you right back!

Thanks for the rep! ...Cute profile pic!

Some non-black men can jump!

The 00's should have tattoo's all over too!

HOW in the ****** HELL is he getting through with his shoes on? Heeellooooo people, you can totally see he's got something in his shoes! And two coats this time of year? Another dead give away! Sheesh.

Johnny...do you live in AZ...looks like the neighborhoods there.

Maybe he thought the shoes and their flavor ran all the way up.

I'd like to taste the rainbow!

:throws up in mouth a little:

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