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Ok. I'll add you to my 'friends' list.. mind, it's only because I'm currently single and your so hot.

All social networking sites should be shutdown immediately.. because I say so.. :elaugh: Users of those sites, are fucking saddos :2 cents:

There's fuck-all worth missing on here, nowadays..:*****:

Ben Collins http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/3106717/F3-driver-Ben-Collins-company-links-him-to-Top-Gears-The-Stig.html

She came round last night and I boned her.. got 30mins worth on vid.. mind you 29m 32s of that is of me ******** afterwards..

I don't care much for the original question, but damn it, I'm loving this reply :banana:

:*****: I pointed this out ages ago and nothing was done.. so :thefinger to the lot of you!! (and NO, I haven't mistaken it for a thumbs-up)

Clothes dummies are living creatures.. they are actually highly intelligent beings from a planet in the Betelgeuse region, called Plasticron. They are able to blend in perfectly, by allowing themselves to be adorned with clothes and posed in various static positions. They had originally planned...

Did you know, your name is an anagram of Ream Kink Oil? Giggity Gigitty

You silly billy.. thay just want to make sure that you are, who you say you are. They don't let just any old idiot join y'know.

Check out your local small ads.. people are always wanting rid of weights - cheaply

So I guess the 'Luke.. I am your ******' wasn't that important, huh? Oh.. and Princess Leia in a gold bikini? fucking criminal that it was left out..

I'm up for it. Just let me have my brain lobotomised first..

The Fuzz & the Buzz :facepalm:

Welcome to the New FreeOnes Moderators! ..and let us hope that they are better than the last lot

Hey Sony, that's great news.. BTW: any closer to making the world's first truly scratch-proof disc yet..? Thought not.

Liverpool Hodgson signs Christian Poulsen from Juventus. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/8907588.stm Decent player, but he's 30 ! Surely Hodgson should be looking for younger players, that will have a lengthy career at the club.

As a Liverpool and England fan, I have actually been doing that very thing, just lately.. :tongue:

I'm enjoying the tanlines...

Still haven't had a decent offer for it

That is not logical.

Searched for a thread, but doesn't look like anyone started one yet.. so here ya go First manager of the season to go: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/default.stm I'm guessing that O'Neil's fed up with players being sold and him not getting any spending cash from it.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/One-Hit-Wonder-Shower-Breasts/dp/B00131P4IS?tag=oddee-20 and of course, they are out of stock... BASTARDS! and for the ladies.. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AYwY74fDryU/SRBjkZyzsKI/AAAAAAAAKMA/N5h8NUeWdMo/s1600-h/penis+shampoo+dispenser.jpg

Tanks forr teh spellchuck

I'll bet there won't be a nipple in sight :******: I too remember Big Breakfast. All I can say is, she's lucky to have a good body.. cos there's noything else sparking there

They buried him in a shoebox.. well a normal sized coffin would have been a waste.

Perhaps she just went, while you were in a fart-induced ****. in any case.. 'Every-man likes the smell of his own brand..' BTW. does anyone else ever 'waft-a-fart' ? y'know.. you let one rip and you give the smell a quick waft to your nose.. just to see what it smells of. Me?? of...

Brilliant idea.. you should see if you can get on the Freeones staff, it's just the sort of thing they would have thought up. :facepalm:

A punch in the face to... BBC News. Apparently they think that the current trial of Liberian warlord Charles Taylor, is something that should be shown live 24-fucking-7 on their news channel.. I DON'T FUCKING CARE! I have no idea who this guy is, I'm not terribly sure where Liberia is (Ok...

I'm using Avant browser, but I have also tried IE and it's the same result.

No, there is no bottom scroll bar. I can't even drag the page across using my mouse. I don't have this problem on any other page, just the one with the smilies.

It might just be me, but ever since the smilies we're updated, they haven't been showing correctly. I'm only seeing half of the smilies down the right hand side. There is no scroll bar showing on the bottom of my browser, so I assume this is an issue with the board. See the arrows on the image...

and this is where it becomes interesting, perhaps funny.. or maybe I'm just :*****: Ask the member below for their '10 most favourite..' then add something unusual and/or bizarre eg: top 10 sex positions with a blow-up doll top 10 obects you would like to stick up your nose.. top 10...

I usually wheel them along to David Dickinson's house.. he can spot a fake asian a mile off

Yeah, I could tell by your jokes...

He got creamed.. He was flaked... He's now in hundreds & thousands of pieces.. ok.. I'm done

That's what I thought, when I joined... I'm still waiting:confused:

Interested in being a Mod? no.. but I'm, interested in doing a Mod.. which one??..ahh, that would be telling

Fat guy on TV... now there's something that requires widescreen.. Not HD though

Oh.. sorry, I can't enter, because I'm no gentleman. Or am I???????? Ok, I'll pretend

Don't worry, Petra's a pushover... she'll let you do anything for a lollipop... (in fact, she'll let you do anything with a lollipop)

Re: French footballer Frank Ribery facing 3 years in jail for ******** prostitute off perfect mugshot face though...

Damn right... it's payback time :ak47:

Re: Cameron Diaz splashes out $10million on sprawling English country home-style mans I hope she's looking for a tall, dark muscle-bound gardener... who likes to take of his shirt and expose his lean, fit, tanned body, at every opportunity... If so, I'm just the man...

Quick.. someone get me a *** Blueballs.. YOUR ASS IS MINE (again)

Re: FactZone It has been estimated, that if an ant we're the size of an average human, it would be able to order latte and blueberry pie without being thought of as gay. I have 342 hairs on my scrotum.. It's kinda difficult to move around with that many furry ******* in your...

I don't really know the guy.. never had a chance to **** him off, or run him into the ground, but... well... goddamit, goodbye you special guy.. :bowdown::weeping:

But of course, that's not the whole story...

It should certainly inspire you to buy a dictionary and find out how to spell 'thanks':hatsoff:

Lovely clean pillows.. My God, how did she get them so whiter-than-white? I wonder if she uses a non-bio washing powder, I'll have to try some myself.