100 posts for MT = Retirement

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It's been fun everyone!

Well, not really. My idea of fun involves a cow's tits and whipped cream, but you catch my drift.

Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, I wish you all pain, disease, and endless suffering. I hope this thread finds you in good health, only for that to be snapped away quicker that you can count the inches on your penises. Or is it penii? It remains a mystery.

Anyway, I also hope you will all remember me as an extremely valuable contributor (which I am), and that whatever I did, I did for you.

By the way, considering the amount of love and fan mail I receive on a daily basis from you punks, can I please ask you to only use this thread for all your brown-nosing needs? I will check it on a regular basis (not reply, because CBF); even at irregular times like 4am when I am hungry, alone, and in need of kind words.

If this thread does not reach 100 posts, I will probably cry. But the fact that you read all this bullshit will probably make me feel a little better.

Goodbye, farewell, and get fucked. Literally.

Cheers.
 

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