100 posts for MT = Retirement

[MT25]

It's been fun everyone!

Well, not really. My idea of fun involves a cow's tits and whipped cream, but you catch my drift.

Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, I wish you all pain, disease, and endless suffering. I hope this thread finds you in good health, only for that to be snapped away quicker that you can count the inches on your penises. Or is it penii? It remains a mystery.

Anyway, I also hope you will all remember me as an extremely valuable contributor (which I am), and that whatever I did, I did for you.

By the way, considering the amount of love and fan mail I receive on a daily basis from you punks, can I please ask you to only use this thread for all your brown-nosing needs? I will check it on a regular basis (not reply, because CBF); even at irregular times like 4am when I am hungry, alone, and in need of kind words.

If this thread does not reach 100 posts, I will probably cry. But the fact that you read all this bullshit will probably make me feel a little better.

Goodbye, farewell, and get fucked. Literally.

Cheers.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Never heard of you.

And you posted this in the wrong forum, jackass.

 

[LukeEl]

If he only ate the business end of a shotgun.

 

[alexpnz]

I think the thread in the waistband of my worn Calvin Klein's is more significant than this pile-of-shit!

BTW....the fuck are you anyways!?:dunno:

 

[Supafly]

Well, a guy who has this avatar picture:

I guess he is following Will E. into the darker dungeons of the innerwebs

If you meet (or even meat) the Muffin Man, say hello and have a happy life outta here :wave2:

 

[vaasta1987]

This thread is made of win

 

[~~whimsy~~]

This thread is frivolous and waste of perfectly good bandwidth.

 

[Vlad The Impaler]

What a fuckin asshole. The sad thing is he'll be back.

 

[lurkingdirk]

http://images.damncrows.com/img/upld/shot-in-the-balls.gif

http://images.damncrows.com/img/upld/shot-in-the-balls.gif

 

[DOA82]

Looking over his post count, leaving is the best contribution he ever made to the board.

Feel free to apply the same logic to life, grab a gun and "log out" permanently!

 

[tunsty]

I don't really know the guy..
never had a chance to piss him off, or run him into the ground,
but...
well...
goddamit,
goodbye you special guy.. :bowdown::weeping:

 

[BigSwede]

Never heard of him.

 

[maredsous]

his only useful post was the pic from "American Psycho" in the what do you want me to do with my girlfriend thread. the guy was trying waaaaay to hard to be the cool new guy. i doubt this was his first go around here and was likely just somebody's alt id.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Baconsalt?

 

[mrtrebus]

:sing:

 

[luis1972]

and so...?

 

[titsrock]

Levi Johnson? Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me.

 

[DOA82]

lol, he came back only to neg rep me, loser

 

[Ace Bandage]

lol, he came back only to neg rep me, loser

Not just you. He did it to me and probably others as well. And since I'm a shallow, vindictive person who cares about such things, I neg repped him back. :tongue:

 

[Big Poppa Pump]

It's been fun everyone!

Well, not really. My idea of fun involves a cow's tits and whipped cream, but you catch my drift.

Now that the pleasantries are out of the way, I wish you all pain, disease, and endless suffering. I hope this thread finds you in good health, only for that to be snapped away quicker that you can count the inches on your penises. Or is it penii? It remains a mystery.

Anyway, I also hope you will all remember me as an extremely valuable contributor (which I am), and that whatever I did, I did for you.

By the way, considering the amount of love and fan mail I receive on a daily basis from you punks, can I please ask you to only use this thread for all your brown-nosing needs? I will check it on a regular basis (not reply, because CBF); even at irregular times like 4am when I am hungry, alone, and in need of kind words.

If this thread does not reach 100 posts, I will probably cry. But the fact that you read all this bullshit will probably make me feel a little better.

Goodbye, farewell, and get fucked. Literally.

Cheers.