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Re: Jodie Marsh From the UK! No sir, but what a beautiful ****** that'd be if they were related though :rolleyes:

You shouldn't be embarrassed, or feel like you need to lose it. Why're you ****** to always think about it? It really isn't an issue unless you make it an issue.

They're all gorgeous, but it's all about Bea. If there was ever a reason to move to Poland, she'd be it.

Excuse moi?

That was surreal. I'd like to personally tar and feather each and every one of those misguided fuckwits.

Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaase stop posting things about Angela until SOMETHING is confirmed! Otherwise what's the point? I don't wanna see you get in trouble.

That's really awful :( He'd obviously intended to do that a couple of weeks before, had it not been cancelled. Truly horrible for onlookers too.

I'd imagine that'd only be true if you held the ***** in it with a ring or whatever. Anyhoo, I've no idea what my 'record' is... but I do recall being a horny ********, so a good few hours at least! Strange thread this.

Dude, what century are you living in??!

They are fake. And yet the Cock Brothas with their novelty-size plastic dicks seem to be everywhere at the moment. :confused:

Hehe, they don't call you Jack N. Off for nothin'!

Well if I had any doubts before about you Tunsty, I don't now! :D

I think they're lovely - They compliment her body really well :)

Ohhhhhhh dear.

Haha! But I bet that guy couldn't do neat hand tricks with that bulky thing!

That was pretty amazing! I gotta disagree with the last two posts though - I actually felt kinda sorry for the snake! How would you feel if you'd just eaten a huge meal and then some folks come along and start prodding you with an oar until you hurl? I know I'd be none too pleased. :(

Not my sort of t'ing, but it's nice to know it's there :)

Thoughtful :)

What a coincidence... :ban:

Strewth! I'm with Nightfly here. Fox, I don't quite get where you're coming from with your rather extreme views about all things sex related, and it is verging on being just a teensy bit disturbing. That said, kudos for being honest... I guess! Hmm, why do I have the sudden urge to eat a big...

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I've only ever flown with EasyJet and BMI, neither being particularly great. Let's just say you get what you pay for..!

Well done FMW! I've been in a similar situation to that a few years back when I worked in a pet store, which as you can imagine was anything but glamorous! One day this girl walked in and instantly made eye contact with me. Usually I'd turn to jelly and become all self-aware and paranoid but it...

I knew that... I was just testing. You ****** the test! :tongue:

Nicely researched there Nightfly! I think the oldest regular member on here is Eddie62, next to FreeOnes himself of course. And by oldest I am of course referring to join date. Duh.

I can't remember where I read it, but one review of the Drukqs album described it as "Like a piano falling down a flight of stairs, but what a piano and what a flight of stairs"! Windowlicker and Come To ***** are two of his better known tracks, which have rather disturbing videos directed by...

Hehe, aw I like Debbie! It does amaze me just how unenthusiastic the callers are on that show though - They win money and they're all like "Yeah.. nice one..". I know it's on at like 2am, but still!!

Weezer

I've never bought porn from a newsagent before. The only time I've bought it in the past (three issues of Score... on three seperate occasions might I add!) it's been from those book shops in Soho! Once you're downstairs, you can just relax in the knowledge that everyone else is there for the...

Re: Will Ferrell Leaving SNL Aw c'mon, Will Ferrell's not that bad! He was great in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back and he cracked me up in Zoolander. Ok, so maybe he's a little eccentric for some, but I'm a fan :)

I get it if I'm not logged in, which is very rare. As far as pop-ups go, it's gotta be my favourite! :D

Every shop is different though. There are Newsagents near me that have porn mags from the 3rd shelf upwards, not even attempting to hide the covers! I know supermarkets are obviously more careful about how they display their lad's mags though - Sainsbury's don't even stock half of them.

You have sex, you lose your virginity. Simple as. If a girl told me she was a virgin but later explained it was through this surgery, I know I'd be pissed at her for lying.

Works fine on my 5 year-old iMac And what's a virus...? ;) Hehe sorry Nightfly...

Haha thanks for the link Qwerety! I haven't watched an episode of South Park for ages - I forgot just how hilarious they are!! The ****** Guy clip in it was spot-on too!

Win the lottery, buy magical penis pills and then you're all set :D

I don't know what to believe anymore. Whatever the case though, the truth will come out eventually. One thing's for sure - the Angela Devi Team have gone about this in completely the wrong way.

Haha! Yeah, Max & Paddy's Road To Nowhere was fantastic!! "How darrr you!" If we're talking funny movies though, I just like the silly ones like Happy Gilmore, Zoolander, Naked *** (all of 'em), and most recently I watched a straight-to-DVD movie called Frank McKlusky CI which was hilarious...

I'd go for Bea Flora, 'cause she looks like she'd be fun to be around. Plus she could help teach me to learn how to speak Polish, which'll hopefully mean I can meet other yummy Polish girls easily :)

Good luck with that.

:rofl: Classic!

Thanks one n' all :hatsoff: Expect some rep' from me once I've spread enough around ;)

Re: Confirmed:Angela has ****** away That's really sad :( Rest In Peace Angela.

LMAO!! :rofl: You live n' learn! I've done countless dumb things. I've destroyed three of my mobile phones by throwing them against a wall in a brief fit of rage (on three seperate occasions of course)... Seems to be a recurring dumb thing I do. If we're talking dumb ***** moments, then that'd...

Yeah! Everyone knows it's all about Hollyoaks! :thumbsup: j/k

Stepped back? I leapt back! :eek: In any case, it doesn't matter what everyone else thinks - If you dig this... lady, then that's fine. I'm sure there are other lurkers who've signed up to her site as a result of this thread. Possibly. And stuff.

Bumping up a Lisa thread??? That's low

What a loser. Do spammers like him honestly think that they go unnoticed?! He's completely messed up the feng shui of the board :(

I thought this was some kind of delayed April Fools prank. I didn't realize how much I missed Zoobi :( Thanks for digging up painful memories...

Aw thanks Jod :o