Post an Angela Devi Thread,
Taste my own bodily Fluids,
Be appointed a mod,
Reach #000 posts anytime soon,
***** with a pornstar,
Leave the board,
Leave the board for maybe a week and then say 'I'm Back'
Ask 'Who's your favourite pornstar?'
Seek advice on a relationship,
Wish for a closed account,
Rep a OCSM in the vague hope of a shag,
Have a go at 'Phone-jo' (WTF?),
Give a **** what David Blane is doing,
Post another Angela Devi Thread,
Wonder 'What f****g game character I am?',
Change my username,
Ask whether Aria Giovanni will ever do HC,
Preach religion on a pornsite,
Type 'U' instead of 'You',
Ressurrect a two year old thread for no particular reason,
Post a pic of a hot babe...and fail to spot it's actually a she-male,
Ever understand the board rules,
Give up porn - and tell you all about it,
Post one final Angela Devi thread,
Get tired of Coming here,
Post a dusty pic of myself,
Post a thread seeking 'hot ladies in my area' and ask them to get in touch,
Ask how to contact pornstars/actresses via their personal phone numbers and ASK for them,
Make my own porno movie and seek advice on how to do it,
Pretend I have a brain tumour,
Wonder why my penis curves one way and not the other,
Ask 'WTF WTF WTF WTF' means,
Start an account and foolishly let slip that I'm only 12,
Ask someone to 'name this hot babe' and fail to provide so much as a pubic hair to identify her,
Post my first 100 posts like a madman just for some f*****g points,
Use a toilet roll tube to measure my dick,
:crash: NOT GOING TO POST ANOTHER F*****G ANGELA DEVI THREAD !:crash:
Taste my own bodily Fluids,
Be appointed a mod,
Reach #000 posts anytime soon,
***** with a pornstar,
Leave the board,
Leave the board for maybe a week and then say 'I'm Back'
Ask 'Who's your favourite pornstar?'
Seek advice on a relationship,
Wish for a closed account,
Rep a OCSM in the vague hope of a shag,
Have a go at 'Phone-jo' (WTF?),
Give a **** what David Blane is doing,
Post another Angela Devi Thread,
Wonder 'What f****g game character I am?',
Change my username,
Ask whether Aria Giovanni will ever do HC,
Preach religion on a pornsite,
Type 'U' instead of 'You',
Ressurrect a two year old thread for no particular reason,
Post a pic of a hot babe...and fail to spot it's actually a she-male,
Ever understand the board rules,
Give up porn - and tell you all about it,
Post one final Angela Devi thread,
Get tired of Coming here,
Post a dusty pic of myself,
Post a thread seeking 'hot ladies in my area' and ask them to get in touch,
Ask how to contact pornstars/actresses via their personal phone numbers and ASK for them,
Make my own porno movie and seek advice on how to do it,
Pretend I have a brain tumour,
Wonder why my penis curves one way and not the other,
Ask 'WTF WTF WTF WTF' means,
Start an account and foolishly let slip that I'm only 12,
Ask someone to 'name this hot babe' and fail to provide so much as a pubic hair to identify her,
Post my first 100 posts like a madman just for some f*****g points,
Use a toilet roll tube to measure my dick,
:crash: NOT GOING TO POST ANOTHER F*****G ANGELA DEVI THREAD !:crash:
