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Yeah, well, yeah, be more careful in the future, y'hooligan. No respect I tells ya... :tongue:

STOP IT!!!

Damn! You could've at least warned us or something... Hehe

Damn me and my gullibility - My heart stopped for just a few moments until I remembered it was April Fools. Don't worry though, I'm not going to take any legal action. This time.

9.6/10 - Always makes me smile when I see that dancing kitty :)

I wouldn't say I was addicted... It's just all-too readily available. Curious is a good word. I've survived without the internet before... although I would go out and buy magazines like Loaded and Front etc. but they're not porn. Not in the traditional sense of the word anyway. Heck, I just...

Sounds like you have a very over-active sex drive to say the least. Strange though, as I would have thought it'd be the opposite if you were suffering from depression. From past experience I've often been completely turned off by everything when I've been depressed (happens a lot). Wish I could...

Here's to another 8!! :glugglug: Yay FreeOnes!!!

Phil's sigs are fine works of art it must be said! A worthy winner if ever I saw one :hatsoff:

Get a Mac!!! Macs aren't just about graphic and video editing, they're also stuuuupidly user friendly!! Seriously. Ok, I suggest you sit down and play with OSX Tiger for a while - Is that not the greatest operating system in the world? I've tried to stay neutral on the matter, but the truth must...

There are often pictures of Penelope to be found on Globalnews. Just do a search (for PBD or Penelope Diamond - These work best). If I find anything new, I'll let you know. :glugglug:

AAaarrrrrrggggghhhhh!!!! Ok, I can see where everyone's coming from here but seriously! Ok, let me list the things that are in favour of a PC: • They're cheaper* • They have billions of games available • Everything is made with Windows in mind • Um... ok, struggling now • Ooo, you can use the...

Yeah just to clarify, I'm aware they're somewhat fake! They're probably full of air... like those Fulsom sisters ones. I never doubted they were fake for one moment - I'm not that dumb.

Frustrating? How so? :confused:

T'was, but I didn't want to say anything.

Um... Real or fake? Tiffany Swelling :eek:

Aw c'mon! It's an adorable accent! I'd never get tired of her voice :)

Wants an Aaron Carter poster in his bedroom

They aren't the biggest boobs in the UK. They freaking aren't. Not a big Cathy Barry fan, but I do likes her west country accent I do

Well here's mine from way back - Click Here Never did find out who she is, but I know she's NOT Vanessa Montagne though!! I can't rest until I know the truth...

There's none better. FreeOnes is the ****** of all websites. Even Google.

Oh Chloe... you're naughty but I likes ye :o

8.543772/10 Quite hypnotic if you stare at it... eeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggggggggggsssssooooooooooo... ****! I think it just brought on some kind of seizure :(

This isn't the newest pic by any means, but it's still one of my all-time favourites!! All you PBD fans out there, this one's for you: Tastiest Picture Ever! WHAT a body...

That's it!!! Fantastic game!! I actually learned how to play chess through playing that for hours on end! You're not wrong there! I've still got mine hiding in the loft somewhere, although I don't think it starts up from what I can remember. In fact, I'm pretty sure it comes up with a bomb...

9.6/10 - I like this one even better than the last :)

The first computer we got in our house was some ICL thing which ran Microsoft Works but also had some reeeeally early version of Windows on it (not sure what version, but it was mostly a white screen with black writing... REALLY basic!). It was pretty cool in it's day though, and it had an...

Sounds like this should be added to one of the conspiracy threads!

Ok, here are a few I thought of. Some are worse than others... Mobile - Being sick for a second time Mo' (more) Bile Battery - A term used to describe the coating of a popular fish dish Carpet - Small ****** that lives conveniently inside an automobile America - One happy automobile People -...

I like how Apple aren't overly bothered about it! Has everyone forgotten about Virtual PC for Mac though? It's not like running a Windows program on a Mac is anything new. But yeah, it's cool how they got it to boot up with XP I guess... Meh.

So that's the going rate for eating dog crap? Hmm, I suppose it's something to fall back on if my career in gay sex doesn't take off...

Them horizontally-gifted folk can be quite entertaining :)

Thank fook for that :) I thought I was in trouble there for a second! :glugglug:

WOAH! Where did that come from?! Dude, I was merely pointing out (in a round-about way) to Imagine that his post was a little, well... wrong. It had nothing to do with what you said. Sheesh looeesh :(

Ohhhhhhhh... 'cause it's humorous to make fun of someone for no reason and put people's backs up... :confused:

Lame-ass. I wish he'd pissed on his XBox while it was still plugged in to the mains, beyatch.

Ok, I dunno if this has been posted before (I did a search but couldn't find anything). This is truely amazing... http://bizarremag.com/movies.php?id=3261:eek:

Aye, I bet the restaurant owners aren't too happy about that either - He's ruined a perfectly good glass-top table :( Very cool tricks there though. I especially liked the reactions of the other contestants that popped up every so often!

And have you noticed that he's posted 2 consecutive replies each time too? Clearly he couldn't squeeze the dancing banana into his first post.

9/10 - Lucy Pinder is wuvwy :)

Re: Holly Mcguire at the kerrang awards... Funnily enough the guy standing to the left of her (in the first picture) is Peirs Henru, who used to be the editor of Front magazine. He now works for FHM as far as I know. But yeah, Holly's lovely :)

Ahh another fantasy thread. This is a very pleasant fantasy (what with the sunshine and smiles) it has to be said. I like it. Sadly, I lack any imagination of my own so may I just add to this one? I'd like some marshmallows in there somewhere (gelatine-free) and I think they should venture...

Hehe, I think Tunsty was referring to tea in the dinner sense of the word. Even so, that's one long-ass meal!

Shut uuuuuuuup!! (but thanks )

Did anyone else's heart stop for a second when they read the title? Sheesh kebab...

Ah yes, the ol' View Source trick. I'm sure the Danni vids used to be MPEG's though. In any case, I'm glad you figured out how to do it - Just in time too :glugglug:

Argh! I can't find the one you mean. Could you include a link to the page it's on? I used to download videos from Danni's site a couple of years ago easily enough.

AK, you sound like me 2 years ago (although back then, I guess people weren't as fed up with people starting threads about being upset as they are now!). If you feel you want to take time out from the board, that's fine. You're still relatively new here anyway, but already you're seen as a...

On WTC7 - According to NIST, there was one primary reason for the building's failure: In an unusual design, the columns near the visible kinks were carrying exceptionally large loads, roughly 2000 sq. ft. of floor area for each floor. "What our preliminary analysis has shown is that if you take...

Ok, I got it to work (had to view it at the Default size). I agree with what Dirty Sanchez said about the inconsistencies of a lot of the points that were raised and how, particularly with regards to the Pentagon scene, many things were merely touched upon (such as the 'uprooted' lamp posts) and...