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Yeah, but are you a good fuck? :tongue: I can only imagine :drool2:

Re: This guy I work with asked me for money and gave me a cheque but I don't trust hi Gave you a check because he's expecting to receive some money... is the guy from Nigeria? :dunno: Just wondering.

This. Elvis when he died was a good showman but still his time had ******, Cobain (from what I heard some place) was about to turn Nirvana into an R.E.M.-ish kind of band, though I like The Doors, Morrison is overrated, I liked Lennon as a COMPOSER, not really a fan of the rest.... though maybe...

Yup, counting down the days!!! :tongue:

I wish there were a proper "The Stand" movie, even if it's a trilogy of 3 hour movies each. But I voted "The Mist". Now, "The Shinning" is a classic, no doubt, but "The Mist" is a rare movie that actually improves on the book. The ending in the movie was................. to quote Keanu...

I'd say yes.....but then again, just like Nirvana came along and put an end to hair metal (bastards!! :cussing:) the Beatles probably put an end to...... swing and big bands. Now instead of having a whole ensemble of musicians playing just about every instrument, you had four guys with guitar...

From this post...... :tongue:

Maybe he's not dead.... and that's why the M-60, I mean, if someone like (no spoilers here) was coming after you, what weapon would make you feel more comfortable to face him?

What about lack of oxygen at higher altitudes? :dunno: Even though the finished product will have air conditioner and will probably be pressurized, workers would have to wear oxygen masks to build it. I mean, if you got to invest in space suits for the construction workers to wear during...

The only thing that I was thinking about at the begining was "what's my name, bitch?" :tongue:

:eek: No wonder he's going to need that M-60!! :eek:

Breaking Bad....commercials right now

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His name is Robert Paulson..... his name is Robert Paulson..... his name is Robert Paulson..... his name is Robert Paulson..... his name is Robert Paulson.....

Any Cranston fans should watch the X-Files 6th season episode "Drive", written by.... Vince Gilligan, creator of Breaking Bad, and starring Cranston. From what I hear, this episode inspired Gilliam to do something like Breaking Bad, about a regular guy who for some reason ends up turning to the...

Check out #3 on the list. http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-great-artists-who-make-it-really-hard-not-to-****-them/ Damn, I should stop reading that website so often.

I think that whatever monkey first thought of grabbing a stick to hit another monkey over the head instead of just ***** is the greatest military commander evah!!!!

This guy's greasing up your ex-girlfriends....... :tongue:

:nono: Don't knock fat girls. Remember, they're like mopeds: fun to ride just don't let your friends find out :tongue:

One time I went down to Mex BT to visit my favorite girl. She was busy so I ended up visiting another one. On my way back to my car, I saw her by her door. She said she had just arrived, not busy but since I had already blown my load and needed a long time to recover I told her I wasn't going...

As a Cowboys fan, I always ask myself, if ELI Manning can win a couple of Superbowls, why can't Romo win one? :dunno: Then I remember, football is the ultimate team sport. You can have a potential next Joe Montana as your QB but if either your offensive line, running backs, wide receivers...

Have a great time in Texas, Bigtymers4x4! :wave2: :tongue:

Still looking but none so far

"Hrrm hrrm, hmmmff, brrbrrm, brrmmff, Batman"

I must say, ol' chap, that was a rather amusing discovery you have made. I must compliment you for sharing it with us. Ta-ta

I don't know but if all the seats are taken and then the driver decides to make a turn, and someone's filming it, it's going to be pretty funny.

:eek: Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! KEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTT!!!!!! KEEEEEEEEEEEELLL EEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT WITH FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! :eek: J/K My antivirus didn't let me...

I was reading the phone book the other day. Mr. Zuniga did it! Drum roll, please! :facepalm: Thank you! Thank you! I'll be here all week! Try the veal! In a more serious note, I do remember back in high school when a phone book was the only means I had to stalk the girls. If I knew her...

The stuff I come up with when I'm *****... :*****: :rofl2:

One question, very important...... is there a "happy ending"? :tongue:

Iced tea, the long island kind

Paging Sam, paging Sam! Don't forget your chaps :tongue:

Want to tell him about it? :tongue: That's his favorite part

I didn't know Plasma went by the name Harry Crawford :dunno:

Okay, I'm passing the hat around to come up for his bail money..... :hatsoff:

Whoever it is, ********* should be executed in the same manner they ****** their victim. If it was more than one victim and different causes of death, select one cause of death at random and go with it.

“If I were a woman, I’d sure like to be his girlfriend. Walking in the park hand in hand, wrapping my legs around him, cuddling in the spoon position, our hearts beating in unison, staring into his eyes over our morning coffee.”

Took his last giant step to the great beyond the final frontier. Rest in peace to a Hero for America and for mankind.

And in other convetion news, it's going to rain. I hope it rains A LOT. So now the GOP'er inside can go out and give the Occupy malcontents out there some bars of soap (and considering what happened in previous Occupy camps, those bars of soap should be on a rope) and bottles of RID. :tongue:

Since I'm fluent in English and Spanish, I'd have a lot of choices. Too bad I'm not too fond of most of those choices, plus, just because I'm fluent in English doesn't mean I'd be able to understand the English English....or the England English. Plus, even though the señoritas are very...

What is this world coming to? :facepalm: I mean, I know it's a good show but DON'T IMMITATE THE *****!!!

Ravamp? :dunno:

You mean like this?

And I'm hoping you told your ***, "yes, ***, I will jump also" :tongue: He may not have been Ridley, but he was a solid, very capable director, gave us a classic like Top ***, plus all these other movies: Loving Memory The Hunger Beverly Hills Cop... II (not the original, bummer) Revenge Days...

From what I heard.... they're going to have a Batman reboot, plus also a Superman reboot, plus a Wonder Woman movie, plus a Green Lantern reboot, all produced by Nolan, you see where this is going? It's going to end up with a "Hall of Justice" movie the way Iron Man, Hulk, Thor, and Captain...

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So, next time you can say you decided to show your boobies :tongue:

Favorite scene to wank to: Salma Hayek's dance in From Dusk 'Till Dawn. Favorite scene to finger myself to...oh, wait, what? :dunno: