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Even that can be overlooked, but what definitively and irrevocably dooms Canadia as a terrible place is this: :shudders:

NO!!! :cussing: Yes Yes, I know. It just caught me at a moment when I was feeling particularly cranky. :hatsoff:

I actually blame him because he's Canadian, but that's not what I'm talking about. I said user titles, not user names. User titles are those phrases under people's user names. Yours at the moment is "Support your favourites- pay for their work". 9 times out of 10 people ask if it's the notaries...

^ A fine site, indeed.

Moderators don't have a god damned thing to do with the main site, so that would be a no. Why does everyone always assume moderators have everything to do with everything on the site? User title changes? Must be a moderator. Board running slowly? The moderators are messing with the server. Babe...

How about a ***** with her being the front? Just make sure she doesn't wear anything underneath the costume so whenever you're walking as the ***** you can be eating out her asshole. :thumbsup: EDIT- For cunt's sake, I just noticed that my input software fucked up the meaning of my post! :crash:

How about let's not and say we did. :eeew:

Oh, Jesus, get a room, you two!

Bitch fight! Bitch fight! :fight:

And you say you're not girly... :tongue:

I'm sorry, you were saying... ? I stand by my word. :why: What did I do? :confused: :dunno:

:1orglaugh Come back when you've grown some hair on your chest. :dickhead: The Twisty's thing I merely pointed out that Petra herself posted 2 of the answers. You never said I couldn't use whatever resources were available to me. You're just mad that I was the first one that thought of...

Oh, snap! I just looked at your profile page, and it's ApolloBalboa! I KNEW it was someone metro and girly! :thumbsup:

{AHEM!} I don't mean to sound like a dickhole, or anything, but didn't you say we couldn't post answers in this thread? The answers to 2 questions (the only 2 I'll get right in this contest) are posted in the image on the first post. Should I delete the offending post, given that I've been...

^ What she said. This is a discussion forum, not a dating site. If you want personals, try match.com.

Get this man a government job!

And here I was blaming it on my phone being a piece of ****. :dunno:

Me?!? :rofl2: If I were to make a fan sign like that I wouldn't write it on paper, I would shave it in my chest hair. This guy shaves his chest, so it's definitely someone metro, if not full-on gay, as is evidenced by the girly handwriting. Plus it's someone that Briana is swooning over, so my...

I just masturbated to this thread.

That was so nice you said it- 3 times?!? :wtf:

If there's any doubt, there is no doubt. :eek:

Percy? Frances? Archibald? :dunno: Yeah, I, too, would prefer Happy if my name were Wentworth. :)

That is NOT your name! You're a Canuck, so your name is something like Roger or Otto. :sheep:

We need more ass ari threads. :ban:

Fixed!

I'm *****. :****:

I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick.

^ This

Can't say I blame them for trying. I would try to hump your leg too. :D

What the fuck is goffee??? :wtf:

:wtf:

I beg your pardon? :rofl:

Really? Huh. I could've sworn you said something like, at some point. Did I just imagine that? Maybe I just thought you said when what you actually said was . :dunno: :confused:

Don't mind him, he didn't mean anything by that comment; he was just post count spamming.

Wait a minute, are you telling me that he said, ? :eek: Why, that's awful! Why would he say such a thing? Maybe he can shed some light on the matter.

Hang on a second, I'm a little unclear. What exactly did he say? I think I must've missed it. :confused:

Well, ****, now that Samhole is gone, I think the odds are stacked HEAVILY in Will's favor to retake the title in this year's contest, barring a surprise rally by ass ari, biodefensegrad, or some other **** stain. Bob, can you give us some preliminary numbers for this year's contest?

How do you reckon? You're still here. :confused: :dunno:

Pssht, mere amateurs, those guys were. All hail the king of sick, twisted fucks, Albert Fish! Well, second, maybe, to Armin Meiwes. :bowdown:

:yummie:

Are you trying to decide what would be better in your personal store, Andy?

Then can I ban you? The server still hasn't let me ban an admin, and this is about as close as I'm probably gonna get. :)

That's what you said about Ronald.

I think this is one of your tamer pictures, by comparison.

:wtf: Dafuq?

I just masturbated to this thread.

If I were to participate, people would run from me thinking they were being chased by a fat werewolf. :o

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