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"Failure to prepare is preparing to fail." - Vince Lombardi

Fuck yeah, ****** fucker! :yummie:

Um, no. Not really. That's nice, but I still don't know what you're talking about. That's a pretty ballsy statement. I'm gonna need some proof. Without it I'm inclined to call bullshit.

Lacey's cookies. Hands the fuck down! Walker's shortbread is a distant second.

It was all the buzz all over town today. When I got to work there were helicopters circling over Union Square, where I guess the *** rescued a girl from the cable car tracks, and when I went to lunch I saw tons of people dressed in black (I'm guessing they were part of the flash mob at Civic...

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1. The undisputed king of the trolls is Will E Worm. 2. If there be any doubt about who the biggest troll on Freeones is, refer to #1.

My uncle is the king of giving "wtf?!?" gifts. When I was 21 he gave me my very own double VHS copy of Titanic, the Leonardo DiCrapio movie. I had already seen it, and had no intentions of seeing it again. Another time he gave me a floodlight that plugs into the car's DC outlet. Problem was that...

:wtf: What's up with your handle? It's all screwed up!

Great! When do you wanna do it? Should we do it right here on Freeones? We could, like, start a thread about it, and only invite the people we want (I can always ban any undesirables), Petra can officiate, Andrés can be the maid of honor. It'll be great! :D

Well, it does sound kind of, um, fruity... :dunno:

I wasn't playing cards at a party last night, but I DID ***** **** until I *****. Now I'm hungover. :(

It was, and you ****** with flying colors.

He likes shoving them in his perineum and his urethra.

I have no problem editing thread titles. :dunno:

I don't venture into that section, but thanks for the update. Hey, I resemble that remark! I'm a real person! :(

Quitter... :tongue:

What's with the name change? Did you originate that, or was it something like what happened to squally?

Holy ****, it's a :eek:! Good to see you back here. :hatsoff:

This thread is pointless without tits. :D

Hey, so, I know this is kind of sudden, but would you marry me? :iloveyou:

Maybe... I've only been here just shy of 6 years... :dunno: I wanna have your babies. She closed her account, so he's good to go. :thumbsup:

The overbearance of retarded threads has definitely driven some good members away. Case in point, where's BlueBalls? Dirk went away for 2 months, and now that he's back he isn't as active as he used to be. I definitely think there should be more quality threads and less bullshit threads, but...

What's an OCMS? :confused: :dunno:

Just out of curiosity, other than the sound being good, was the show visually appealing? By that I mean was half of the band in the dark half of the show? I ran a spotlight for them 2 weeks ago when they opened for Satriani. Their LD was this young *** who I think was on his first tour, and he...

This one sounds, um... fantastic? Ethereal? Surreal? In any event, it was definitely something Petra conceived.

Well, what do you know! I did their rehearsals for this tour, and the first show back in August. :) Anyways, I just got done loading out Foreigner. None of the original members are left, but they're still Foreigner. :wtf:

{Dodges shoe flying past head} Jesus tittyfucking Christ, people! Can't you guys be civil toward each other, for a change?!? It's one thing to call each other *** *** heads, but to call someone an ********** ********* is totally not ok. Enough's enough.

Well, let me put it this way: she was one of the two OCSMs on my ignore list. :)

:laugh: :rofl: :rofl2: :1orglaugh :funnyshit: None of them drive in the Bay Area.

:facepalm: I can see that one went right over your head, huh? :tongue:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?739109-Obsession-your-name-is-Georges&p=7999649&viewfull=1#post7999649 :clap:

Danica. Hands down. By the way, that other chick appears to be smuggling raisins in that picture. :D

I believe the technical term for him is "fucking post count spam troll". Believe me, if we're ever allowed to ban shitheads again, he'll be the first one I can. Actually, the hope of that happening someday is the only thing that keeps me going as a moderator. :)

Where's Spexy when you need her?

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July 14 already ******, about 4 months ago, to be exact. Honestly, woman, did you skip the day in 1st grade when they taught addition? Seven plus six is thirteen. If you started in July 2007, and we're currently in November 2013 that makes a difference of six years and four months. Are you still...

Speaking of typing felines, whatever happened to whimsy and The Orange Cat? I miss those guys. :(

He was this douchebag that used to be a member of Freeones. His name was squallumz. I wonder what ever happened to him. :dunno:

Ok. Just so you know, though, I farted on your pillow.

I got a blowjob on the lawn during a Lenny Kravitz show once. That, and once I was hiking with my exgirlfriend and we just kind of pulled over on the side of the trail and did it there. Alimony's a bitch, innit?

Depends on how ***** I am.

:laugh: I love your current handle! :rofl2:

Is it dark, like, 20 hours a day in Finland yet?

Guinness Extra Stout

How long is it gonna take them to ship you your regular name? They seem to be having a hard time getting you the right one. :1orglaugh

I can jizz on my 2013 Donkeys calendar and send it to you, if you'd like. You pay the postage, though. Deal?

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Didn't you come out a while ago?