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Oi! Have you tried calling or physically visiting her to talk? That's a much more accurate way to tell what's going on than by text messages. As I said earlier, she could just be out of text messages for this billing cycle. Grow a pair and confront her face to face instead of sulking over a...

Oh, dear. I'm slobbering on myself. :drool1: Welcome back! :wave:

Don't freak out because you get that message when you try texting her. My friend Jay went on a ******* text blitzkrieg on Thursday. I tried replying 2 minutes after I got something from him, and I got the exact same message. It turns out he used up his text message allowance for the month and...

If a ram is a sheep, and an ass is a donkey, then why is a ram in the ass called a goose? :dunno:

Boy, I'm sure glad a reputable source was used! :sarcasm:

That used to be youwanttoshagme's avatar. I miss that guy.

That doesn't bother me as much as the fact that he'd be unbanned almost immediately.

Ha! And you guys thought I was full of **** when I said he was a post count spam troll! Oh, how I miss the days when I could ban those shitheads. :(

Well, since you ask, I might be going on tour with Skinny Puppy early next year, and, according to the tour schedule, they play some hellhole in Lawrence, Kansas (which according to Google Maps is right next to Kansas City) on February 23th, and some hellhole in Denver on February 24th. Since...

Squally? Who's squally? :confused: :dunno:

I'd like 5 fuchsia tickets, please.

Ronald part deux?

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Can I ban him yet?

:chickendance::nanner::wave2::hybrid::bigjump::roald:coolman::party::glugglug::jump::partysml::crowdgrin

Say, you wouldn't chance to be planning on being in Kansas City on February 23rd or in Denver on February 24th of next year, would you?

Where? You mean between "squallumz" and "cheapskate"? :dunno: Thank you, sir! :hatsoff: :cussing:

I'll be in charge from now on. :wave:

2 things: 1. You're not in Amsterdam? I thought that's where everything happened in Holland. Where are you, then? 2. Are the Dutch a bunch of heathens? :facepalm:

Sorry, chief, I can't see what you're trying to post count spam, but if I know you half as well as I think I know you, it's some completely irrelevant three-word non-sequitur. I have a real job. In fact, I might be going on tour with Skinny Puppy in January as part of that job. ;) That's a...

Petra, what are you gonna be for Hallowe'en?

Re: >>> Twistys Winners Inside! If you entered to try to win one of the 3 passes, check in here! I didn't bitch, gripe, or complain. I was merely responding to Stiffy's quip.

Re: >>> Twistys Winners Inside! If you entered to try to win one of the 3 passes, check in here! The manipulative scammer that won the first Miss Thingamabobber. She was one of Charlie Sheen's bitches, or babes, or whatever he called them, when he was #winning. What a fucking puddle of scum...

Re: >>> Twistys Winners Inside! If you entered to try to win one of the 3 passes, check in here! You should've been around 3 or 4 years ago when the first Miss Thingamabobber contest was won by one of these fly-by-nights. I don't think there was a minimum post count requirement then, and the...

:confused: Everything ok over there? You haven't been online in, like, a week. Just making sure you're ok. :)

Done! Thank you kindly, sir! :hatsoff: Ok, so, as it stands right now I have jayhellcat (I've never been fond of the new handle) down for 600, bob for about 1250 (I hope), Apollobalboa for whatever points he has (hopefully over 200,000), and squallumz for 10 points and a dead cricket. So...

Yeah, but that creates a moral and ethical dilemma: how can myfreeones credits cost money? Wouldn't they then become mynotsofreeones credits, in which case would Andrés still take my bid for part myfreeones credits, and part mynotsofreeones credits? More importantly, would I be able to live with...

Thanks, you fucking cheapskate. I'll take your 10 points, but I would've thought you'd be more willing to help out a friend in need, especially after bidding 6 million points for some dvds. Actually, I take it back. Your frugality doesn't surprise me at all. Thanks, but they don't deal in...

Somehow seems appropriate that he died on a Sunday morning. Rest in peace, Lou! :hatsoff:

How many myfreeones points was the poor bastard worth? I need to know to see how far I am from my goal!

Ok, people, I need your help. As you know, our not soon enough to be departed HBIC (that's Head Bitch In Charge, for those who don't already know), Ronald, is having a fire sale for all the random ****, unused manpons, and empty candy bar wrappers that he's collected in his desk over the years...

Really?!? Hmm... I have an idea! :D

How many credits to have Regina shipped to my apartment?

The Moody Blues doing sound check.

Ah, fuck it, I'll bite. Put me down for {checks myfreeones credits} 6000 points for the hoodie. There's plenty more where that came from, since in 5 years I've only used points once or twice, so if any of you bitches want it you're gonna have to dig deep.

What have we learned... What have we learned... Oh! I know! That you should ALWAYS do a mic check when you pick up a girl in a bar. Don't ask. :o

Re: >>> FreeOnes Experience Survey - Fill it out for a chance to win a goodie bag or credits! B( o )( o )b is my favorite palindrome. :boobies:

Doggystyle :nannerf1:

Ramms+ein - Waidmanns Heil “Auf dem Lande, auf den Meer, Lauert das Verderben. Die Kreatur muss sterben!“ :banger:

Doody. :D

I thought it was just my phone that was fucking up.

Re: Malware warning in Chrome and Firefox :facepalm: Methinks ya missed the intended irony of my post. :tongue:

Interesting article. I think music basically rewires the brain and changes how it perceives things. By looking at patterns and combinations, making sense of them, and seeing where they fit in the brain starts to organize thoughts differently. Maybe that's why new parents are told to play Mozart...

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I thought the German festival of lights was called Kristallnacht. :confused:

Re: Malware warning in Chrome and Firefox How'd the malware get there in the first place? Admit it, one of you guys in the office was looking at porn at work. :sheep:

Drake's Brewing Black Robusto Porter :yummie:

Yeah, I know the feeling... :uohs: :o :flaccid:

"Fuck off, as ari", perhaps? Seems to work for Ace. :dunno: