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This is a clear case of karma.

I should post something vile, but I think FreeOnes has already crossed that barrier. That being said, I do have a water fetish.

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP? If a transvesite goes missing, would you put their face on a carton of Half and Half?

I've done a lot of dumb stuff in my life, but I've never been dumb enough to get a ball ring.

I wonder how many gunshots it takes to kill a hippo?

Crissy Moran

I don't see where you're getting the word free from, because it looked like you had to pay in order to download anything.

Tiger Woods has the advantage of being able to hit a golf ball three times and get it into a hole 330+ yards away. Federer has the advantage of being able to return a 100+ mph serve and score. So my pick goes to Tiger Woods, he has flat out dominated for the last few years. Federer is dominant...

None, because if a pornstar has already done a lot of hardcore stuff chances are it's loose down there. Then you add a kid popping out and it'll be as loose as throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Sounds like you got a bad break. Keep your head up, you always have porn.

The last thing Americans need is to mix food with sex. We are already fat enough as it is. If you're hungry after sex, kick the girl out of the bed and tell her to go and make a sandwich for you.

I agree with this statement, it's a lot easier to say "well, I guess he was taking a huge dump and he had a heart attack" rather than "yeah, my dad was a weird man when it came to his sex life."

I've fallen asleep in many places, but never have thought to fall asleep under a washing machine.

Re: Who made you cum today? FreeOnes really should develop some rating system for the pornstars based upon the jerking off smiley. (since FreeOnes only allows 10 images per post, I had to improvise) Something like this: :rubbel::rubbel::rubbel::rubbel::rubbel:- Mind blowing...WARNING MAY CAUSE...

And that's why I drink to all of them.

Yeah she's the one who swallowed them.

In Bobby V's pants.

125,000 years...wonder how they came up with that number? I'd be surprised that in 125,000 years humans were to still be living on Earth, maybe elsewere but it would take a massive breakthrough in order to allow humans to live on Earth for another 2009 years let alone 125,000.

Wow! That's all you can really say about some guy who has an odd fascination with some other dude's balls.

A little bit more of an in-depth review would help.

I like more bang for my buck. I'd rather play three holes than two.

This girl should win a Darwin award. Society does not need people who are so interested in their private lives that they end up putting other peoples' lives at risk.

Any threesome scene.

OH....MY....GOD!...[passes out due to massive rush of blood to penis.]

We need more galleries!

Would you give free fleshlights to freeones members if you were a fleshlight girl? Maybe we could hold an auction, get like three of those and auction them off.

In your mom's bedroom

Eve Angel

No, because a lot of the dialogue is meaningless.

Fat bottomed girls by Queen for a movie that features big beautiful butts.

You could contact the company and ask for suggestions on how to fix the problem or you could always super glue it in there(although the warranty might be void if you do this).

I have way too many choices, but anyways here they are (not in a particular order): Tera Patrick Jenna Haze Hannah Harper Crissy Moran Dani Woodward

Thanks

Use the search function, also try the myfreeones forum. :cussing:

Re: Man Dies In Vat of Chocolate No, they just relabeled the bars with "may contain human remains."

Ace Fighters or something like on the Wii. Trying to play any fighter pilot game on the Wii is a waste of time.

Okay, here's my final entry: Ryan Howard Jason Bay Prince Fielder Albert Pujols Ryan Howard Albert Pujols Albert Pujols Tiebreaker #1 - 32 Tiebreaker #2 - 93

I'm just wondering.

Here's my entry: Ryan Howard Josh Hamilton Evan Longoria Ryan Braun Ryan Howard Josh Hamilton Josh Hamilton Tiebreaker #1 - 31 Tiebreaker #2 - 62

When have people in Florida not had something to look forward to in regards to football?

For those that aren't keeping score at home, I've averaged 25 posts per day since I joined FreeOnes on Tuesday.

Re: Man Dies In Vat of Chocolate Brings a whole new meaning to phrase "Death By Chocolate."

Bree Olson is on twitter. I've seen her page and she does post pics, although they aren't hardcore pics.

Jessica Biel

It could be Dani Woodward, but I doubt it.

Eve Angel

Re: Who made you cum today? Just kidding, I'll probably enjoy some of the new galleries I got of Eve Angel and Cherry Jul.

I'd like to throw two balls at her chin.

I deserve some big time rep points for that post. That would be an instant classic anywhere else on the interwebz.

I could care less, just as long as it is porn.