Worse way......

Which way would you rather find your father dead?

  • On the toilet? (As Elvis died)

    Votes: 8 66.7%
  • By himself being hung by the balls (As David Carradine)

    Votes: 4 33.3%

  • Total voters
    12
Not that this has happend to me and I hope this never happens to anyone's father but out of following would you rather find you father dead?
 
Knowing my dad, due to the frequency & length of time he spends in the toilet the 1st option gets my vote.

I agree with this statement, it's a lot easier to say "well, I guess he was taking a huge dump and he had a heart attack" rather than "yeah, my dad was a weird man when it came to his sex life."
 
The toilet, hung by the balls just doesnt sound like something I want to see. And at least on the toilet when he voids his bowls as most do it wont be all over the floor as it would be in the balls situations but in a nice white bowl that has flushing capabilities.

So I dont have to clean it up ;)
 
Don't ask what was going through my head to come up with this thread.. don't ask. lol. but some very funny replies! :1orglaugh

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. :)
 

24788

☼LEGIT☼
I don't know I used to really hate my dad. I see him roughly 2x a year and we get along pretty well now.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Not that this has happend to me and I hope this never happens to anyone's father but out of following would you rather find you father dead?

It depends...

I mean, when he died on the toilet, had he started going yet? Was he already done? Or, was he in mid-pinch during an unusually large BM?

These things matter to me.
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Considering my father abandoned my mother and myself when I was 3yrs old, and never paid any support, or even once sent a birthday card, just to say "Go fuck yourself", even though he lived literally less then a 10 minute drive from me...I would have to say, you left out the choice I would need, if I were to cast a vote on this one.
 
Let me add to this.... Young die as in around 40 as Elvis did or like 80 years old as David Carradine.
 
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