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"lisa is an alcoholic"

is a vampire?

not the worst way to die.

what the hell, at least i'll make her feel sexy!

the $700,000.00 alternative to the real doll.

poor girl, she dosen't have a clue.

this took place in 2006, looks like he did learn something from clinton!

we can clone sluts!

kirk would hit it!

good thing i went to private school!

i don't see the problem?

in al gore's pants!

it looks pretty big even before!

photoshop (i hope)

they have added retired, yes/no, but someone has to fill it in, and it's not exactly official, and it's not the same as an official years active status

a start, but not quite what we were asking for

f*ck you, that's why.

search your feelings you know it to be true!

it's harly quinn! she's not a clown, and the joker is one lucky bastard!

the stupid apple sheep will be lining up around the block to pay $700.00 for it!

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

i hate to admit it but it does look like a mgs game when cut like that, i'm sorry hideo!

i hope he told her parents, her grandparents, the priest, the bridesmaides her co-workers, her boss, and all her friends why the wedding was cancelled, that's the proper way to get revenge!

don't kill the messenger, but it has been scientifically proven women are bad drivers, and here is photographic evidence.

it's the auto donation that they ask you for when you check out, and makes you look like a dick if you say no, i call it ambush charity, and i f*cking hate it!

wtf is mexican - italian - traditional?

yep.

Awesome!!!

nice

god it sucked to be a teen.

eeewwww

not gross enough.

closet dyke

wtf is wrong with people?

wtf!

great cannon fodder!

not very funny

not again

ugh

when will the world cup be over so we can stop talking about soccer? and i thought the NBA playoffs were annoying.

all guys that shower together and slap each others asses are kinda gay!

i second that!

not again

cover me, i'm going in!

why? falling in looks awesome!

"I've gotten so much poontang in my life that I'm literally TIRED of banging chicks." but chicks still love me with the beard. also, why know mustache?

that's not golden brown and delicious, that's burnt!

ugh, i honestly can't remember how many times i've posted this pic.

too many good ideas of things to post! you just made my day!

already been posted, but i have a new comment - "homemade implant test!" (btw she passes! not that implants are a bad thing.)