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  1. Smallville417

    have you ever had sex in front of your pet?

    No pets for me, so the answer is no.
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    Ah Shit!

    I've never even had half a gig of porn on my computer.
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    Have I ever had sex with you?

    Maybe someday if I'm lucky. If not, let me down easy.
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    Meet future woman. Shorter, plumper and more fertile.

    I know that I won't be there to see it, but I truly would like to believe I did something, anything to help preserve the planet for my children and their children, and so on. I have 3 kids of my own.
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    How long has it been since you last had sex?

    Nearly 6 weeks.
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    how often do you go to mass/church?

    I haven't been to church since I was a kid.
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    Kate Gosselin - Hot or not?

    I find her to be average.
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    do fart threads piss you off?

    I grew out of fart humor back in high school.
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    who is your favourite milf?

    Tiffany Mynx, I love watching her movies.
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    Pigeon plays football with the Oakland Raiders

    Saw that on ESPN yesterday, funny stuff.
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    The 5 Stages of Most Relationships

    I'm still in stage 1, and hope to stay that way.
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    How smelly are your farts?

    These are exactly the type of threads that will attract more women to the boards.
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    Reality TV or Staged TV....

    Ok, maybe I do like some reality shows, you listed a few of my favorites.
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    Reality TV or Staged TV....

    I hate "reality" tv, I feel myself losing brain cells while watching it.
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    Have Sex with a Female Body Builder

    Who knows, maybe.
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    Reality TV or Staged TV....

    I agree, I find it laughable that so many people think "reality" shows are reality. They are all staged to some extent.
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    Cikita : The best Czech Model for you ?

    Like the majority, VERY nice, but not the best.
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    What makes a good pornstar?

    There are so many scenes in movies I have skipped over due to lame performances. I just cannot get into them, no matter how sexy the girl is. I feel like I am watching someone being forced to do something they really don't want to do, and that is not a turn on.
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    trying to get my cute friend set up as a non nude model

    She has a cuteness to her, I'm not into paying for non-nude sites myself though.
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    What makes a good pornstar?

    My girlfriend is a dp away from fulfilling all of those qualifications.
  21. Smallville417

    would you do a granny

    As long as they were attractive, of course.
  22. Smallville417

    if you could make one wish to make the world a better place, what would you ask?

    For peace. To wake up every morning, and never have to think about being attacked. To never worry about who is stockpiling, or developing weapons of mass destruction. We take things for granted, I can only imagine countries where they cannot even go shopping for bread without worrying about...
  23. Smallville417

    I'm not racist, I let my white friends use my bathroom!

    Hard to believe anyone still thinks this way, but you hear it so often........
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    Ladies (and guys) I need advice! Please help!!!

    I think she is already gone emotionally. If she did it before ( you were wrong also ), and she is showing signs of the same behavior, it's time to move on, even with kids.
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    MILF Worship # 9

    Sounds like a fun time, lucky you.
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    MLB 2009 thread

    They could field an entirely new team next season and I would still hate the Bankees. Rooting for the Angels, and whoever comes out of the NL is fine by me.
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    Jane Darling or Angel Dark

    I like them both, but Angel Dark wins it.
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    Simony Diamond or Brianna Banks?

    Simony Diamond.
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    What makes a good pornstar?

    A woman who really seems to enjoy what she is doing. Nothing worse than the ones going through the motions for a paycheck. I love the ones who appear as if they would be doing what they are for free, and that while they love the money, it's their insatiable desire for dick and pussy that...
  30. Smallville417

    Open casting call to fuck Jenaveve Jolie

    True, I don't see the guys with the little dicks getting a shot.
  31. Smallville417

    Who can speak french ???

    Took a year of French in high school, only remember a few words. One day I will refresh myself.
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    Freeones is the best friendship board !

    3 friends, one of which is my girlfriend, so really only 2.
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    Sports

    Baseball Basketball Football In that order.
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    Have you ever killed an animal?

    Never have. Learned how to handle a rifle to go hunting back when I was in elementary school, but couldn't go through with it after I saw a dead deer hanging in my uncle's cabin.
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    Meredith Vieira = Cougar

    I thought it was entertaining. I saw the clip on Fox "News" yesterday (Bill O' Reilly). I somewhat agreed with the opinion that if it had been a male host making the same comments to a young woman, he would have been blasted. I thought it was all innocent fun.
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    Have You Ever Had an Office Affair / sex with a co-worker ?

    Yes, quite often, and have developed a couple long term relationships at work. And everything ended well, or as well as can be once the relationship was over, as they did not effect our work environment. I've had sex at work with a co-worker, I had her bend over against the lockers in what was...
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    Driver Charged For Splashing School Kids

    Getting wet by rain water is usually a lot different than the dirty standing water you get drenched with.
  38. Smallville417

    Open casting call to fuck Jenaveve Jolie

    I'm too old, and would have a very upset girlfriend.
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    Limbaugh dropped from group

    Happy to hear he is out.
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    Diana Doll V's Silvia Saint

    Agreed.
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    Happy sex

    I'm going with #5. It's a huge turn on seeing how much they are enjoying what they are doing.
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    Aspirations.

    A cowboy (watched a lot of westerns), and a cop. I've been on the other side of the law enough to never realize my dream of being a policeman, and being a cowboy isn't what it used to be.
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    See? That's why I'm so nice.

    I have no doubt. I have a lot of stress in my life, but am much more relaxed when I am outside among the trees and away from everyday life.
  44. Smallville417

    Pornstar Chasey Lain Hits Rock Bottom

    I hope so to.
  45. Smallville417

    Tory Lanes pubic hair.

    Looks very nice to me.
  46. Smallville417

    Driver Charged For Splashing School Kids

    Not the end of the world, but I still wouldn't want someone deliberately doing this to my kids, of which I have 3.
  47. Smallville417

    How do you masturbate?

    Just my hand, no lotion.
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    Water fluoridation

    I've never purchased bottled water. I filter my water and it tastes great.
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