Criminal assault? You act like they got stabbed and robbed!
They got drenched with some water. Big deal! Yeah I would get annoyed, but I wouldn't run home to get changed and cleaned up. Or else, what if it was raining? Would they run home to get changed because they got wet by the rain?
Damn kids have it so easy anymore. They don't know what rough living is. Which reminds me of this:
Getting wet by rain water is usually a lot different than the dirty standing water you get drenched with.