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  1. sporty_carr

    Obama lied in Copenhagen

    Of course, Disneyland is there! Plus, they would probably be big fans of Independence Day and want Will Smith's autograph.
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    So I saw the Michael Jackson Thriller video recently......

    and for the first time ever I wondered, what would you do? What would you do if you came across a large group of musically gifted dancing zombies? 1. Run and hide. 2. Get to work hacking them to bits with chainsaws, shovels, and axes. 3. Start dancing with them. 4. Cry because you realize...
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    Thanks for the rep, man. Sorry I can't rep you back at the moment. Better luck next time. ;)

    Thanks for the rep, man. Sorry I can't rep you back at the moment. Better luck next time. ;)
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    Shot Down :(

    Yeah, I know. I miss the good old days. You know, the ones before I was born. "I'm tired, I've been at work all day. What the hell have you been doing other than cooking, cleaning, and taking care of the kids all day. Now get back in that kitchen and bring me some more of them french fried...
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    Eve Lawrence / Eve Laurence / Envy

    That whole scene is hot. Eve and oil go well together. :)
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    favorite south park character

    No, no, it's Mongorians lol.
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    Alice In Chains-Check My Brain

    Actually, it sounds to me like Cantrell is singing lead on most of the songs.....all except Last of My Kind and A Looking in View. Correct me if I'm wrong. :dunno:
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    Favorite Comic Book Artist

    Todd McFarlane and J. Scott Campbell
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    Stern to quit Sirius...

    Doesn't Stern have $500 million dollars? Isn't that enough to....I don't know.....retire??? Maybe he should go to Disneyland.
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    If Carrie Underwood...

    What do you mean you wouldn't let her leave? Does this thought involve a pickaxe, shovel, and basement?
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    If Carrie Underwood...

    I was always told girls didn't poop. :confused: First Santa Claus, now this. :weeping: Thanks Chef :crash:
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    Most Annoying Person 2009?

    Obama simply because I'm sick of hearing about him. I turn on the tv and there he is. I come to freeones and there's a new thread about him....bah! My 2nd pick would be Kanye. That awards show stunt was just bad.
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    Shot Down :(

    You forgot to put your pants on before you left the house again didn't you?
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    Obama lied in Copenhagen

    There are other hate-Obama threads? ..........................Who knew? :dunno:
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    >>> It's Official! We're looking for Miss FreeOnes 2010!

    Hilden has the right idea. :thumbsup: That list is getting pretty crazy! You just need Carmella Bing, Gianna Michaels, and Tory Lane and I'd say you have all the major current stars entered. Though for some reason I have a feeling Tory will be entering. :dunno: I think The Brain is taking...
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    Any guys on here like cumming in their own face?

    :rofl: I would double rep you if I could.
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    Cat Saved After Being Superglued To Highway

    Sorry fuckers.
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    Merry X-Mas everyone!

    How did Jane B get banned? I didn't even know OCSMs could get banned. :dunno:
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    Merry X-Mas everyone!

    Merry Christmas to you too, Ariella. What a nice........er....tree you have. :thumbsup:
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    Lorissa McComas is Dead (RIP)

    It's my favorite of hers. Too bad I can't find it on dvd. I have Bare Wench Project, though. Her and Nikki Fritz have some pretty sexy scenes in it.
  21. sporty_carr

    Alice In Chains-Check My Brain

    My favorites are Private Hell and Black Gives Way To Blue.
  22. sporty_carr

    The Known Universe

    Really?!? I swear I forwarded you an invite. :dunno: All you have to do is say something negative like, "Obama smells like brussel sprout farts" and I (or another member of the clique) will rep you. All the cool kids are doing it, you should join!
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    Music Fans: What Is Most Important?...

    From your list I would pick a combination of all three, though I think originality is one of the most important things.
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    Brittany Murphy dead at 32!

    That's really sad. It's been a bad year for celebrities. And here I thought we'd make it to 2010 without another one. :dunno: R.I.P. Brittany
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    Name That Horror Movie Line.

    Here's another one from the same movie and same character. "Fuck this cowboy shit! You fucking ho-dunk, po-dunk, well then there motherfuckers! All you had to do was give me the key! Then we could get on with our lives."
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    Military Family Group Urges Obama to End Afghan War

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    Tokio Hotel or Jonas Brother, wich is the worst rock band ?

    :1orglaugh It doesn't matter....he'll be reincarnated again in a few weeks anyway. Hmmmmmm, I wonder if I could speed up the process if I started some kind of turd poll? Sounds like a worthy experiment. ;)
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    Who would you fuck around the clock?

    R-e-p-l-y :hi: :wave2:
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    Popeye or Bluto?

    Yeah, I remember that one. :1orglaugh
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    Do you believe that the Earth's age is only several thousand years?

    Yes, I realize that they are two different sciences. The reason I mentioned the theory of evolution is because evolutionists and big bang theorists usually go hand in hand. And yes, I believe they are intertwined in a way. That is where some of the bias from the scientists come into play...
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    Popeye or Bluto?

    Popeye. He was very influential in helping Butters win the war in Imaginationland.
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    Tokio Hotel or Jonas Brother, wich is the worst rock band ?

    I can't choose. That's like asking which turd smells the least.
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    Lorissa McComas is Dead (RIP)

    That's horrible! This is the worst news I've heard on freeones to date. I remember first seeing her in Lap Dancing and was a fan ever since. I really don't know what else to say. Still so young too....how depressing :( R.I.P. Lorissa
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    Miley Cyrus is shit

    The fact that we now have a Miley Cyrus thread here on freeones makes my brain bleed. She won't stop until there is nothing but Hannah Montana left. She will never stop I tell you! AGGHHHHH!!!!! :runs away screaming:
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    Should I get a Xbox 360 or PS3?

    I agree. The only reason I've still stuck with my 360 is because of its exclusives. If there aren't any 360 exclusives you're interested in (you said you were just interested in sports, right?) then I would go with the PS3. This is coming from a 360 owner.
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    Military Family Group Urges Obama to End Afghan War

    I'm impressed! Not once did I read the word NeoCon in that whole thread. Now that's progress. :thumbsup:
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    Who would you fuck around the clock?

    Excuse me, do I know you? Because you seem to have some sort of problem with me. I don't know why.....because I have no clue as to who you are. But, judging by your post about Jesikah I would assume you're a stalker. So, even though I may be lame, you're just creepy. :wave: Oh, and you...
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    Who Hates the Other More: Democrats or Republicans?

    Yay! Option 3 is winning, I'm in the majority! :nanner: Of course this means our country is fucked. Oh well, at least I have dancing nanners! :nanner:
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    Who Hates the Other More: Democrats or Republicans?

    I'm about sick of both sides, so I picked option 3.
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    Do you believe that the Earth's age is only several thousand years?

    Well, this is getting pointless because neither one of us are going to concede our beliefs, but ok. Yes, I believe a "higher power" as you put it, did create the universe. It seems much more logical to me than many of the scientific "theories." You refer to God creating the world in six days...
  41. sporty_carr

    Alice In Chains-Check My Brain

    Yes......most of the new album is good.
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    Who would you fuck around the clock?

    Wouldn't fucking someone around a clock be kind of uncomfortable? I would prefer to fuck them on a sofa or the backseat of my mom's car.
  43. sporty_carr

    Do you believe that the Earth's age is only several thousand years?

    Haha, yeah, it was my favorite book in elementary school.
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    Greatest Rock Album - New and Improved with Poll!

    There are lots of albums that I would have preferred to but on the list, such as my favorite which is Alice in Chains - Jar of Flies. I just made this poll based on which albums were listed the most in the other thread (and only limited one album per band).
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    Do you believe that the Earth's age is only several thousand years?

    Uuuuummmm, yeah, it is a history book. What would you call a book that was written about events that took place thousands of years ago? Scary Stories To Tell in the Dark? :dunno: Bingo! We can't prove the age of the Earth, it's impossible. There are some things man will never know the anwer...
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    would you fuck a midget?

    Good to see that the three threads about midget sex are more important than politics today. I wonder what Palin would say?
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    midget porn

    Good to see that the three threads about midget sex are more important than politics today. I wonder what Palin would say?
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    Greatest Rock Album - New and Improved with Poll!

    You know they just barely missed the list? They would have been option 11....damn the luck!
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    Do you believe that the Earth's age is only several thousand years?

    "Radiometric dating is the process by which bones or fossils are "dated," meaning an estimated date is chosen as to when the animal lived and died on the earth. While the reader may assume that it takes millions of years to turn a biological specimen to stone, actually it has been demonstrated...
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