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Best Close Combat Weapons
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Elektra Knight
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I prefer the katana but a good knife and pepper spray is always good too.
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^ Salame Breath, Silly ! That's the real killer !
I remember once while in an elevator in Manhattan .... after lunch
ukey: x a dozen of us.
• Household ammonia is gnarly stuff, so gnarly, I'm surprised that it's still legal !
• honorable mention - Any of the various ACME Products make for good weapons as well... don't you remember Saturday mornings ? :grin:
I remember once while in an elevator in Manhattan .... after lunch
ukey: x a dozen of us.• Household ammonia is gnarly stuff, so gnarly, I'm surprised that it's still legal !
• honorable mention - Any of the various ACME Products make for good weapons as well... don't you remember Saturday mornings ? :grin:
Elektra Knight
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^ Salame Breath, Silly !
I remember once while in an elevator in Manhattan .... after lunch
How about beer and bbq breath or burps. LOL! GROSS!
Blue cheese dressing burps is down right ungodly as well. :uohs:
Rey C.
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Yeah, but the ACME products always fucked up the person trying to use them. I'd have to hand my ACME baseball bat to the person trying to rob me, and then it would bean him in the head.
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We do everything in our might to suppress those things, Electra, it's always somebody else whose inconsiderate, isn't that right ? that is, unless it's the boys night to go out and get rowdy, that's the only time I leave the house without the Certs with Retsyn in my top pocket.
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El Kabong!
1. Your brain 2. Whatever weapon you're skilled enough to wield. (In my case, the old "rusty trusty"
Except of course aforementioned baseball bat with nails or the ever handy machete. Just swing away.
I wouldn't mind torching a varmint should it ever come to that (God forbid) somewhere down the road. Of course that could make for a messy scene in the home. I keep several weapons next to my bed (that is right next to a hidden window where intruders infiltrated in the past and robbed us). Baseball bat, knife and mace. I won't go beyond that but there are more handy weapons available to me. :ak47:
Except of course aforementioned baseball bat with nails or the ever handy machete. Just swing away.
Baseball bat, knife and mace. I won't go beyond that but there are more handy weapons available to me. :ak47:
Sometimes you need space and leverage for certain weapons. A bat does virtually no good close in and most larger weapons like that take momentum and leverage away from you if you don't know what you're doing. In some cases, it might be even preferable to face someone unskilled who's wielding a bat. They tend to have a false sense of confidence that you can use pretty easily against their leverage when they swing.:2 cents:
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