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Did you succeed in your battle with Congressman Brad Sherman to raise the age of porn first timers?

Hello pretty lady.

It is about time you dated an English gentleman who will treat you like the lady you are.... *hint* *hint*

Get dressed go to the shop and buy some stella artois, fosters, heineken, grolsch & a 14 inch pizza and chips, eat and drink until your full and drunk then watch some porn :)))

Sorry guys been busy aint been here for a while... her name is Haily Little her webiste is http://www.haileylittle.org/ ENJOY!!!

Lol no Went to work with a butt plug inserted?

No, Picked your girlfriend's nose and ate a big juicy green bogie?

No, woke up the night after a huge party with a hangover & realized the hooker u ordered the night before was actually a ladyboy?

yes more than once dressed up in womans clothes & ran down the street shouting " i'm a tranny, i'm a tranny!!"

I'm from UK and think you are sexy, i don't usually go for the so called "elder" lady but you are HOT.

None of them a woman over 60 is going a bit too far over the perverted line for me. Everything is started to sag (if it hasn't already) & the wrinkles also put me off. The oldest i would go for is 50 if the lady was attractive.

I wouldn't date one while she was still in the porn business. It all depends on her attitude and personality cuz some of those pornstars have an over inflated ego when in reality they just play sex objects in a cheap budget movie.

No Inserted your penis in a keyhole?

No im too young for dying my hair. Stepped in dog shit, slipped over,done a somersault,landed on your back while the dog poo shoe fell off & is heading towards your face?

Yes and nearly fell ass over head. Had a girl squat on your face?

Nope Held a woman's hand and it made you orgasm?

No never seen them live, Sat on a bike without a seat & got a insertation surprise?

No been giving a HJ in the back row of the theatre?

no but i have many times went to call her for dinner and forgot her name LOL Danced with a fat girl at a wedding?

No wore a cock ring?

Went to sit down & someone pulled the chair away & you landed on your ass?

No but have ate a flying bug which flew in my mouth in summertime Bit a womans nipple so hard you accidently drew blood & she slapped you in the face & you fell off the bed smashed through the floorboards (landing in the room below) onto a skateboard, then the skateboards wheels started to...

Yes nothing dodgy just costumes shit like that. Rode a giraffe through the streets of Barcelona shouting " Spain sucks"

No very seen spawn had sex with a nun while she was dressed in her uniform?

No Used your bed as a trampoline so much that one day you fell through the ceiling on to a couple downstairs having sex?

Yupp I would fuck sunny leone in her ass

no picked your nose in a busy shop & flicked it and realized it landed on someone?

never been on a blind date lol Walked over to a black bald man and said " I want to eat you big chocolate easter egg" and ran off?

if you want to fuck all day & have your face covered why don't you become my new gf it would be alot easier lool

Not that i know of. Slapped a man on his bald head?

No Had sex with a woman while bungee jumping?

Delta http://www.nudebrits.com/free/charlie/gallery_two.php?898782 Charlie Storm Or OnlyCarla http://galleries.tease-pics.com/onlycarla/167p/index.php?id=1179344

yupp in the ass

Dylan Margaret Thatcher or Hilary Clinton

yes many times i have done this to friends:rofl: Been attracted to a woman but she had a boyfriend & had to conceal your emotions?

Any person who is stupid enough to take part in such a cruel sport deserves that. You have to respect such powerful creatures like this otherwise you will pay the price & in this situation they did.

Not on purpose but i have been electrocuted by a plug socket before lol had someone walk in on you whilst you were having a shit?

Chloe why u wana be like Courtney Cummz? You are as beautiful as her with a sexy body. You should look in the mirror & believe your own worth. calvin xx

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Yes, my ex gf, she had only a hollywood so there was not much to shave lol Been bummed in the woods by bigfoot?

yeah had chinese once & nearly threw up cuz it tasted like cats piss. Been kicked in the balls?

No, it has to be with a sexy woman if it happens, i don't wana lick some old fat tarts ass lol Been so scared you shit yourself?

No beer bottles are not very attractive & i don't get turned on by any kind of bottle, beer or otherwise LOL Seen a girls asshole in real life?

No Jacked off over a scat porno?

I do sometimes suffer from insomnia & put it on to make myself drift off it's a great way to get a lovely night sleep:sleep: Had a one night stand whilst on holiday with a foreign woman?

Asylum seekers, Immigrants, Migrants, Gypsies, Benefit Scroungers, Murderers not getting capital punishment, Gordon Brown, Tony Blair, Muslims, Poor Justice System, A Government Who Favors Foreigners More than There Own People *Coughs* Gordon Brown & Most of all The European Union.

Nope don't need it *Proud* Had an orgy on the moon?:partysml:

Lol no Had sex with a rubber vagina from a sex shop?