Have you ever.............

No.....although I tend to hack (clear my throat) alot , and one of these days one is going to slip out of my mouth and splatter on someone.

..........fantasized about a cartoon/comic book character?
 
It depends, if I think it will impress a lady, I'll ***** one.

...ever dined at a restaurant and sent food back, got the chef mad, he came out to yell at you and your date, and you had to brawl the chef to defend your manhood in front of your date?
 
no, i got his number instead and took him on a date.

....fantasized about your gf while having sex with a pornstar? wait, i may have got that backwards.....
 
No...

Ever asked a girl if you could kiss her naked ass in public & done it as well when she agreed?
 
Have been to Barcelona, but haven't done that yet.... I guess they won't be mad cuz people in Barcelona wanna be seperated from Spain....

Have you ever had voices in your head?
 
No but have ate a flying bug which flew in my mouth in summertime

Bit a womans nipple so hard you accidently drew ***** & she slapped you in the face & you fell off the bed smashed through the floorboards (landing in the room below) onto a skateboard, then the skateboards wheels started to roll as you cling onto dear life you fly down a hill at full speed, drawing closer & closer to a road filled with ongoing vehicles?
 
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