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Oh come ooon, who really gives a damn what's good for you? I was once eating a KFC wrap in the street when some guy started lecturing me. He explained to me, inbetween tokes of his cigarette, how the chicken they use isn't chicken and it's really bad for me...

WTF is going on? WTF is Adsense? WhoTF is this guy?

Pffft, he's bluffing.

Lisa Ann's nipples don't seem to know which way to go, bless 'em.

I don't know why a movie hasn't done it before. Makes perfect sense to me.

Is this the biggest zombie bump of all time at Freeones? Congratulations, you win Negative Rep!

I hate ethnics.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality...

Same reason all the other two billion repeated threads are open.

Fruitloops Studio FTW. For recording, it's usually Cubase.

No where even CLOSE. Just because she has slightly similar characteristics are Fox, doesn't make her the new one.

In my town, the busiest stores are Primark (dirt cheap clothing) Card Factory (dirt cheap greeting cards/gifts) and Poundland (dirt cheap everything else). What a terrible world we live in. Me, personally, I love HMV or any record store. Or the Lanes in Brighton, while technically not one...

I heard the opposite, and the story is the main flaw. Infact most reviewers have said that. Not sure how the gameplay could be weak, it's the same gameplay as MW2 :dunno:

See, this is slightly more difficult. But it's still easily sex. Without sex, I wouldn't want to live.

If you're going to copy and paste from a website; 1) Provide a link, we may choose to look at it for ourselves 2) Those links in the article, such as "PLUS: 15 Travel Secrets of Veteran Travelers", they are useless to us as we can't click them. Another reason we may wanna see the website for...

It ain't that kind of freeones. Prepare for bannination.

Ninjas didn't wear black outfits with full face masks. If they did, they wouldn't be doing their job. They were supposed to blend in. Plus, if they were gonna wear something to slink around at night, it would be dark blue. Wearing black at night makes you stick out. The ninja of today would...

Jesus Christ, who said food? You can find a new favourite snack! Good luck finding something to replace sex...

Been caught having sex a couple of times. Unfair to say caught really, we weren't exactly hidden. First time I got caught masturbating was 4 months ago in a hostel bathroom in Mexico City. The door was locked, FFS, if you try it once and it doesn't open that doesn't mean you can just break it...

Is it all about calories? That list smells of fail. Just because it's extremely fattening doesn't make it a bad burger. Taste is all that should matter. Taste, and common sense not to eat 2 of them every day.

I like the use of the word caught. Like it was doing something wrong and was stopped by a cop. "What are you doing standing there in place, water? You're supposed to be falling. The law of gravity. I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you a fine" "Officer, I swear I was just waiting here for a...

Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love

She had some serious injuries, according to the report it was around $500,000... Ok, so give her 1 million. Done.

Kuala Lumpur

Isn't actually from Montreal.

I thought every version has the zombies :dunno:

Tifatul "I'm sorry, Mrs President, but men here do not touch women who are not family members." Michelle "Oh I am very sorry, forgive me." Tifatul "Oh not at all, how were you to know. Please enjoy your stay here in our beautiful country." Problem solved.

Try telling that to your penis after it gets a rash.

Dislike 3D movies. No chance I'll ever like 3D porn...

I bet Sarah in a filthy beast in the sack.

Q: Is this thread-worthy? 1) No 2) Yes (No) Answers on a postcard.

That would be awesome! I bet they all sue the cruise company and get money back, but for me it would be the highlight of the trip.

He'd probably just take another toke of his cigarette and shrug his shoulders.

Once, busted in on a friend fucking some Mexican chick, just so we could take a photo. Another time, my friend started fucking a girl in the corner of a nightclub. He figured we couldn't see, but we all could. I wouldn't call that "peeping" though, it wasn't like we were jacking off over it, we...

Not true. Mexico has the third largest level of reported cocaine abuse. USA being number one, of course, with New Zealand and Colombia not far behind.

Shame he couldn't of said "You're" instead of "your", his insult would have been far more effective that way.

No it looks disgusting.

Looks completely insane. I'm sure it will be hugely entertaining.

What do I win?

Looks shit. Mainly down to the setting. Some drissly looking mound of dirt surrounded by grey skies. Christ deserves better than that. These guys are probably going to hell.

Nothing new.

Re: Who are these Goddess? PLEASE HELP?? 1) Trying to avoid the forums content blocker will get you in trouble. 2) You only just posted, give it a while.

It won't make you feel any better about yourself...

Fuck buttons. It takes an extra few seconds doing them up, and that is a little too long a man should be seen fiddling with his groin by a urinal.

Seriously? I can't believe it's even close. Gisele is hot, but she hasn't got that special something that Lucy has. Plus, her face is pasted with a bucket load of makeup

You're gonna be waiting for a very long time...

Death Magnetic was a pretty good album. It's become fashionable to dislike any new material the boys put out though, and that negativity deafens people so much they wont even give the album a chance.

Fight off Zombies as Richard Nixon http://kotaku.com/5677841/you-wont-believe-who-is-killing-zombies-in-call-of-duty-black-ops Hilarious.

Cormac McCarthy Chuck Palahniuk Hunter S Thompson Bill Bryson

Not many, less than 5 I think. I'm not too bothered. If it was a lot, and I'm talking 50+, then I might have issues about it.