I'm staring at my wife

What should I do

  • Make sweet love to her

    Votes: 14 33.3%
  • Grab her boob

    Votes: 8 19.0%
  • Tell her to make me a sandwich

    Votes: 10 23.8%
  • Just stare like a pervert

    Votes: 10 23.8%

  • Total voters
    42
  • Poll closed .
But first, ask her to make you a sandwich

No no damn sandwich. Make your own sandwich unless of course masturbation you find more fun than sex. Then by all means ask and spend a few nights alone with no sandwich, no sexy time and only your hand to comfort you.
 

Spleen

Banned?
Reminds me of a great Yahoo Answer I saw once...

Q "What's a good comeback for when my husbands tells me to make him a sandwich?"

A "Well, you had better come back with a damn sandwich."
 
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