My Life is Bro

[Bree Olson]

Someone just showed me this site and I thought it was fucking hilarious...

www.mylifeisbro.com

Some selected reading

"I realized that there are over 400 girls at my school. How do they fit that many chicks in 1 cooking classroom?"

"I put my xbox achievements on my transcripts for college. i got accepted to Princeton. MLIB"

"Me and my bros tried to solve a rubix cube. After ten minutes we realized we could peel off the stickers, re-apply them and be done with this bullshit. Mlib"

"Today, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep then masturbated so it felt like a chick was doing it. Then, I sat on my hand til it fell asleep and made a sandwich so it tasted like a chick had made it. It was pretty chill. MLIB"

"Today, my girlfriends mom walked in on us having sex. I looked her in the eyes and finished like a boss. MLIB"

"Today my Mom asked me what it meant to be a Bro?…My Dad handed me a natty light and told her to Chill. MLIB"

"Last summer I punched Snooki in the mouth. MLIB."

"My girlfriend has 6 sisters. It’s like a fucking sandwich factory."

and my personal favorite...

"I was banging this bitch in my room and my bros were in the room next door. I yelled “MORTAL KOMBAT” and my bros yelled “FINISH HER” so I gave her a facial. She said it was chill."

I fuckin love this shit, so funny.

 

[jod0565]

Funny quotes, Bree.

I thought it was a short version of your first and last name - Br O.

 

[L3ggy]

That's what Americans do all day? Writing comments on a site? Lame.

 

[biomech]

The Mortal Kombat one cracked me up.
Funny shit.

 

[edirons22]

Too much weed :1orglaugh

 

[STDiva]

Fml
bms
now mlib?

Shits weak. How long until this is a coffee table book?

 

[Tittyman5000]

Sat on my hand till it fell asleep, then Jerked it, lol who thinks of this stuff?

 

[Spleen]

Sat on my hand till it fell asleep, then Jerked it, lol who thinks of this stuff?

The Stranger is a technique as old as time itself.

 

[titsrock]

Those are really, really lame.

 

[maildude]

Bree Olson[/URL][/B], post: 5251836, member: 370964"]

"Me and my bros tried to solve a rubix cube. After ten minutes we realized we could peel off the stickers, re-apply them and be done with this bullshit. Mlib"

My brother actually did this when he was little.

 

[Spleen]

Those are really, really lame.

You clearly aren't and never will be a bro.

 

[Montrealman]

Flow backwards is wolf. That animal is chill as fuck.

Right on Bree.
Go back on Howard's show now and talk about me.
Thanks!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

The other day I held a door open for a lady, asked her 'how do you do?' and tilted my hat towards her with a smile of appreciation. MLIB 4 LIFE!!!!

 

[Spleen]

The other day I held a door open for a lady, asked her 'how do you do?' and tilted my hat towards her with a smile of appreciation. MLIB 4 LIFE!!!!

You were thinking about anal sex the whole time though, right? BRO!

 

[alexpnz]

Walked into a Best Buy today. A young chippie asked if I needed any help. I told her I need something to do on New Years Eve. She handed me Jersey Shore-Season 2 on DVD. MLIB

*How'd I do?* :dunno:

 

[rizwano]

I like this quote alot "I went to my bestfriends house today and he fell asleep early so I stayed up playing cod then I fucked his sister. It was chill"

 

[STDiva]

So bro is an adjective? Worst use of grammar since fail started being used as a noun

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'm so proud to be part of the species that produced this.

 

[PlumpRump]

Sat on my hand till it fell asleep, then Jerked it, lol who thinks of this stuff?

The Stranger is a technique as old as time itself.

The Stranger, as described by Scott Caan:

 

[Indiana Sebastian]

that's a good site.