Favourite line from South Park?

screw you guys..im going home...(points fingers)...home>>
 
"Dey tok yer jobs! Dey tk yer jabbs! Derrker derrrd!"

"Come on Towelie how long has it been since you had a nice burn huh 20,30 seconds"

best cartoon ever made
 
Hey, sucky-sucky? Only ten dollar.

 
BUTTERS ...whats a pederfile...i got a bunch....CARTMAN under his breath...GOD..I hate you kenny cartman pulls out the megaphone...i saiD lick my balls mr garrison...BUTTERS..you guys dont have to keep saying..know what im saying...i know what your saying
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
one of the weirdest SP moments



and if youre too young to get the joke, its here.
from 1936 but played on tv consistently until about the early 80's
 
The episode where Stan's parents separated and that new step father comes in out of the blue, at least he thinks he is the step father, and Stan is reaching up for a cooking and his mother says:

First it is a cookie and then you'll leave me. Just like men. Always wanting something! Go ahead, Stan, take the goddamn cookie.

Stan is all like, ok....

There was more to it but it's hilarious.
 

Spleen

Banned?
"I'm not sure... I'm HIV Positive..."
 
Mr. Garrison: "Well, I'm sorry, Wendy, but I just don't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Mole: "Careful? Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a clothes hanger while still in the womb?"
 
This is one of the best lines out of Cartman.



Bad quality but best I can find.

And then the one where Jimmy and Timmy join the crips and Jimmy tells his mother: Take the joint and pass it to the ***** on the left.

 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
"Was there ever a moment when you guys first came up with the genius plan to become a Peruvian flute band that any of you said; Hey, you know? This plan might backfire. No, that never occurred to you. Because you guys are jerks. And you never learn from your mistakes. And that's why everyone at school thinks you guys are assholes."
 
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