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Cute shirt...where do I buy one?

Thanks for the Rep DR!

Thanks for the rep PK!

Kinda cool to have a thread with your name in it... I think that completes all the personal goals I set for myself and my time here...I guess I can now move on to other things....I suppose we can have the reading of the beneficiaries of all my FO memorabilia later... As for the date...

Thanks for the rep Stan! Are you going to knit me a scarf?

Thank you Stan..sweet of you to say! Great additions Dirk, you always have your mouse button right ready to go for these! Well it is a cold day today....and like I always say Cutie....Together~on the count of 3....One.....Two............Wait....we go on three OK...not 1, 2, 3 then go...we go...

I'm afraid I have to admit even I learned something about my breasts from this...Does that mean I can take a tax deduction write off all of this expense as education credits?

^ fixed it.

These things NEVER work for me :( ...I am gay and I did notice the girl first...what gives?

I don't think I would holding it further away from me, I'd have drop kicked it by now...I mean what a SNAKE, I'm sure he didn't even buy her dinner yet!

Ry I was scrolling through these posts and zipped along on yours so quickly that the only words I saw were 'back ~shave ~faster'....I LOL'ed (yes there should be a verb version) and then backed up and re-read...Just a random thought from someone feeling blonde today!

:drool~ Hillhopper will now be away from her keyboard for a few minutes thinking about antlers....wait, what?

It looks like yummy frosting!

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Well, given by the food or not, I'm glad to see they aren't discriminating, they are after all hiring ALL shits! Not just little shits or big shits or slimy shits that think they are big shits. They will even hire runny shits and noisy shits, though I hope they screen the angry shits really...

Thanks for the rep Brandy!

I'll get the shirt if they don't let me trade it in for a thong LOL. Gin? My weakness is rum...I'll check into the Yahoo...

I didn't really think you were mad at me for referencing a t-shirt you were too chicken to order because then your mom would know that you are on this site enough that you were given a free shirt....NO sweat I'm glad it was a "Mickey" mouse error! LOL

^Because all of this it going through the minds of all blondes everywhere but there's no way to get the information disengaged from our brains and put into words so we end up becoming THE joke like: What does a blonde do when she first wakes up? Opens the car door. Because the reason she was...

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The shadow on the tree looks like Lord Farquaad from Shrek. Again-I have nephews and you can't help but pick up on this stuff...

EXACTLY what I would do too....any bets as to which of us gets away with it?

Totally! The wheels should be much bigger!

That's a good way to get your feet dirty....

And a new sign letter hanger guy....

Getting warmer:) And I have to stop at three according to the rules, so if someone finds some other examples of this outerwear item being used in an incorrect way, be sure to just post a link!

For warmth or strategery?

I wonder how much warmer these girls are because of their scarves? And why does the English language have words that change their spelling completely just to make it plural? Scarf or Scarves...what would be wrong with scarfs?, Nope can't use that spelling we reserved that spelling to describe a...

She's a safety girl! Makes me like her even more!

Seriously!? Those pics are real?

:hilly is moving on to another, not so weird thread:

Awww come on boys, I feel sorry for...wait....no, no I don't...get some help ladies!

Wait, what? Are you saying it's safe to use a public hot tub again? Some one should also tell her that if she does swallow his baby batter during oral sex that she should then drink lots and lots of alcohol to prevent a pregnancy in her stomach. BTW I'm really glad he's leaving her for you...

The psychological scars will be the deepest...

LOL...let's see how well you would do ice dancing.....

This is even an ideal picture of all three represented sizes....not that I mind...I would take any of the three or all together....and now I have to leave for a few minutes....

Is this to help people with their illiteracy? Like how you label things like chair and table to help people catch on?

I know, right!?

^Please don't tell my dog about Cheese deep fried in peanut butter...I don't want him to be any more high maintenance than he already is and he already thinks licking peanut butter off of me is great treat! Oh and here's what I thought, watching this: :sing: Spiderman, Spiderman...does what...

And to think that there are people right now, this very second lined up at amusement parks all across the globe that have shelled out tens to hundreds of dollars for a similar experience....context...ain't it great!?

Mine must be damaged too...pity.

Thanks for the rep! Much appreciated!

Hey Dirky, or should I say Dukey? My rep screen has you handing me negative rep from your 'congrats on 6K thread' ...Slip of the mouse? or....? are we having a case of the Monday's?...did the T-shirt (lack there of) comment hurt?.... or what gives?

Did I ever tell you about the time that I was on the Twilight Zone coaster at MGM? The ride is the type where you sit 4 across each row and there are 3 or 4 rows back, so one big 'car' of riders, the four of you in a row all share one lap bar...no other restraint. You know going into the ride...

Thanks for the rep and the ID!

Thank you for the Grey Poupon (Awkward) rep!

Sorry, I only like French's...LOL (that's a fancy term for the girl's version of what ever you are talking about)

OOOKAAAAY! Now we're moving on to the next level...:tongue:

Like a poisonous butterfly?

I like the boots!