The awkward graph
- Thread starter ~~whimsy~~
- Start date
Which kind of awkward? Awkward like two girls showing up at the party wearing the same dress and one is totally rockin' it harder than the other or...like when you accidentally grab and then squeeze and then fondle for a good 10 to 15 seconds, the breasts of your female boss as you came up behind her, thinking that it was your girlfriend.
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
Kind of like the moments when you get a small mustard stain on your shirt and you yank down your pants to reveal a two-inch boner.
You mean you carry a jar of Grey Poupon in your pants?
That's a fancy term for cum. Excuse me would you like me to give you facial Grey Poupon, miss?
Well, hilly, what about it?
That's a fancy term for cum. Excuse me would you like me to give you facial Grey Poupon, miss?
Well, hilly, what about it?
Just to let you know, you dirty talk is really something to behold.
If she doesn't go for it, I'll be here thinking about a brand new jar of Grey Poupon with your fingerprints on it.... if you know what I mean.
Semen.
What the hell does the Navy have to do with your sex life with Stan? You know neither of you is permitted to wear a uniform ever since the incident...
Oh we get down in uniforms BABY!!! Whoooo! :hit:
If you know what I mean........
I dress up like Evgeni Plushenko and Stan shows me what "real" sailors can do with a pair of ice skates, fake tan and a tub of week old sour cream, and let me tell you, our beloved Stan really is coming up in the world . . . amongst other things.
My ass.
You're invited to our next "meeting" if you like, I'm sure it'll be lots of fun. But you must to come dressed as Clare Balding.
Oh, and bring some cream of wheat with you too. Preferably two week old cream of wheat no more, no less.
If you truly appreciated it you would rep me for the advantage you have in having Hillhopper giving you a blow job.
However, in the end, just because you give me this rep does not mean it is satisfaction of a Hillhopper style blow job.
I'll only bring the cream of wheat if I can amplify it with cottage cheese and ripe curd.
But as I know you dig that, I'll just show up.
What the choad is going on right meow
That's a fancy term for cum. Excuse me would you like me to give you facial Grey Poupon, miss?
Well, hilly, what about it?
Sorry, I only like French's...LOL (that's a fancy term for the girl's version of what ever you are talking about)
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
I always say "Awwwwkward" in a really high pitched voice. That makes everyone even more uncomfortable. Go me, high five!
Awesome! *high five*
I thought at first she was wanting me to cut my penis off to become a woman so I could have a chance with her. I was about five seconds away from making a big mistake!
So, Hilly, my place or yours? I'll bring a nice wine, or drink of your choice.
(Beware, Whims. She also likes to administrate Voltaire's angry fist, and Honey is her preference)
I always knew she was my kind of girl. :lovecoupl
Ace Bandage
The one and only.
God damn you people! Quit stealing my catchphrases.
That's gimmick infringement!
:angels:that happens when I ask her for anal sex...
God damn you people! Quit stealing my catchphrases.
Awesome! Check it out, Lurking!
*high five* for besmirching Andronicus' gimmicks!
Though I don't know why Andronicus is so upset about one little gimmick. Every one on here knows he is the biggest gimmick on here and cannot be copied. :tongue:
Similar threads
