In Winter Olympics The Angriest People Are The Ice Dancers

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
How the fuck is that a sport? I don't get it. It's just figure skating with all the action, jumps, and lifts removed. All they do is skate around and gesticulate.
 
That russian guy always looks pissed even when they announce he's in first place!
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
How the fuck is that a sport? I don't get it. It's just figure skating with all the action, jumps, and lifts removed. All they do is skate around and gesticulate.



It's as much of a sport as some guy who sits in a car and steers is a sport. Or some guy who sits at a table and looks at cards is a sport.
Damn ESPN.
 
How the fuck is that a sport? I don't get it. It's just figure skating with all the action, jumps, and lifts removed. All they do is skate around and gesticulate.

I actually caught a glimpse of it and they do some gnarly stunts.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
I actually caught a glimpse of it and they do some gnarly stunts.

Driving your car off a ramp at excessive speeds and trying to clear multiple recreational vehicles whilst trying to avoid death is a stunt. Holding a female dancer over your head while you skate backwards... not so much.
 
Driving your car off a ramp at excessive speeds and trying to clear multiple recreational vehicles whilst trying to avoid death is a stunt. Holding a female dancer over your head while you skate backwards... not so much.

LOL...let's see how well you would do ice dancing.....
 
They aren't "angry" you silly billy. Didn't you guys hear? The entire flock of this years figure skating brigade are suffering from food poisoning (E-Coli I believe) which as you can imagine has rendered their entire digestive system a waste ground ready to explode at any minute. These aren't the faces of angry people, these are the face of people struggling to clench their buttocks together and perform all of their moves without turning the ice brown. In my humble opinion these people are truly national heroes for even attempting to perform under such conditions.

Sadly the women in red wasn't able to control her bowels long enough. :(

But it does make for a funny youtube clip though.

:hatsoff:
 
Ha ha the joker!
 
I watched some and it looked pretty hard to me. Heck I can't even stand up in blades let alone carry a 110 lb girl around while going backwards.
 
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