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that's neat. :thumbsup:

:1orglaugh

somehow i never noticed that... anyway i stole mine from the movie death proof by quentin tarantino and put the oh so original number 69 at the end of it..

why don't you ask her?

i got some land i'll make you a hell of a deal on that would suit you perfect.

it's ok if your mom turns me on, but it's not ok if my mom turns me on, it's also not ok if my mom turns you on and it's definitely not ok if your mom turns you on. get it? ;)

dumbass, should have had on eye protection :facepalm:

^hot?

exactly...if she were interested in you personally you'd be able to tell (i hope). you're stuck in the "this guy i know who enjoys similar music to me-zone"

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! que witty pun: yeah, i can see how that'd be difficult..... :D:facepalm:

Re: Mandy Flores 1st thread! Let the addiction begin! it seems that we share the same exact views on this subject...:thumbsup:

it seems that we share the same exact views on this subject...:thumbsup:

that's my philosophy...it's really only gay if you want it to be gay ;)

hey, sometimes things die. i'm sure that deer would be pleased to know people cared about it and wished it well.

so fartsalot, own up, which one is you?

umm, nope, not at all...if anything it might be less creative than normal

i'd like to think it's in the works..

ohhh wow...anyway, nice video briana, for what it's worth i never suspected you to be an overweight dude in his mom's basement, just thought i'd throw that one out there...:D

just an FYI haha double post...might as well make it worthwhile, you're looking good btw, nice pictures :)

ehhh..:facepalm:

the same old bullshit as usual, just in a few new flavors ;)

lucky you A-Ry, i think that's a sign he's into you ;)

she's clearly not into you...i can tell even from your version of how she responded to going to a show that she was weakly going along with it so you would go away without her having to be mean to you and that she never intended to go with you. she might have said "oh yeah, that would be fun to...

i'm 90% sure i've seen her in several pictures without realizing it..

Re: The Official Harley Spencer Thread! well i can't say i've ever had clique vodka but you do a good job of making a guy want some...except the dying part, i have mixed feelings about the dead dude :dunno:

your trolling is bad and you should feel bad..

maybe so, but they are certainly a useful tool in many foreseeable situations.

actually there have been many times in history when the dynasties of china could be arguably considered the most powerful nations in their time...and i personally feel like they qualify as a superpower today, they're setting themselves up for the future and if they don't fuck up they will likely...

y'all don't even know, by 2050 reptilian moon jews will have fulfilled their plan to awaken the great old ones from their ancient slumber to enslave the human race...duhh :facepalm:

never seen it, heard it's pretty fucked up though

congrats callista!

i'm sending some love Callista Model's way this time around.

OG Mudbone's fake dick must have fallen off

besides the fact they're both female and have brown hair i don't see the resemblance...

the meaning behind his quotes is solid, but there's always a bit that gets lost in translation...and yeah i get the rocco siffredi resemblance as well

just don't mention it to a doctor or they'll try to "fix" it and make you boring like everyone else :eek:

avoid any sexual maneuvers with a name that includes a noun, an adjective and/or a specific place, thing or person such as the angry dragon, sneaky Houdini, Voltaire's angry glove etc, etc. chicks don't dig shit with names like that

some people's children man...fuck :facepalm:

i'd take the money in a heartbeat, i have no debt and minimal bills and i enjoy working out and being healthy anyway...i'm not much into hard substances or shitty food either regardless of consequences so that's not appealing to me..

squally! nice to see you... anyway, to the OP WDgq-K2oYLo

^hahaha can't rep you sir but that was awesome.

not bad at all, thanks for sharing!

it's actually somewhat heartwarming honestly...:crying:

i still think of that skit when people mention the chippendales haha

this thread really does have an unnatural air to it doesn't it?

i'm not an expert on male strippers but i do believe one of their main focuses is doing house calls...:dunno: anyway, Nikki, i would have no problem with my girl going to see them, trust is key to a good relationship

remind me to bring my own lube if i ever swing by your place...

yeah that'd be cool...in any event there's never going to be one remotely close to where i live, best shot i would have is the northwest, seattle or portland most likely :dunno:

believe it or not, FreeOnes actually throws parties and a lot of them are, in fact, in Europe..