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advice: stay away from faux forms of communication. this includes facebook, twitter, and, texting. also, act like a badass. girls like that. if you have to eat a salad around one, always use your fingers.

im tired of facebook. and im tired of facebook stalkers. yes, you all do it if you have one.

6 to 6.5 inches is bigger than average. Quit yer whinging and be thankful ffs.

i used to chef at quite a few places. all the way from high scale restaurants as head chef, all the way down to retirement homes, and even my very own gig. i've seen it all. lets put it this way: im sick of cooking. i'm on a long hiatus. it used to be fun. and now, its bullshit. once the...

i like hentai a lot actually, but im quite picky. i don't get anything going for the 3D stuff, however. for instance, what's above me is way weird. but hey, have at it.

i like when a swearing fest ends with "peace."

nope. i skimmed and i saw blah blah twitter, blah blah email. that's all i needed to know.

yeah, pretty sad stuff. the girl's all sorts of loopy.

stupid.

you wont notice until your plants start falling off. my tight shorts wont stay on, and the same with my boxers. im down about 3 pounds. and im totally fine with wearing a belt. ;)

Ryo Odagiri and Serina Hayakawa are also quite tasty. Ruu Hoshino deserves a fap.

my vote: only he looks sadder in my vision.

this term is being pushed down our throats, isn't it? like a big dick. a big strong dick. a big strong spotted dick.

har har har.

hot damn sab, this is fancy.

your boyfriend beat you to it this POS topic already. http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?712562-Why-do-farts-stink-so-fucking-much-more-when

its the zeeblo fowl. obviously.

pretty awesome actually.

holy watermelons, batman!

DUIs should be unforgivable, regardless of who it is. for as tough as these laws are supposed to be, nothing bad ever fucking happens when you get a DUI.

and we can get a nice case of heatstroke while we're at it. on the plus side, we might get to see a rattlesnake. before it bites us both.

its not about the context of it. one can say *******s suck or *******s are awesome. either way, same result.

Re: Big-screen "phablet" smartphone sales to soar i dont know, man. you keep telling me no, but your body's telling me yes.

Ms Pacman i love a drugged up slut.

its clear what it was about. honestly, i do hope they get a handle on it. im tired of everyone sitting around expecting everything for free. and i dont mean just porn. music is really bugging me lately. on youtube, there's been some dumb ho who keeps asking how to find this one song for...

its like a cheesy cautionary tale. they should play this to 7th graders to scare them away from sexting like those sex ed kids that tried to scare us off of blowjobs that they hired for us. they even told us you can get pregnant from anal sex. the fuck was that about?

the fuck is this shit?

is as far as i got. why do we always have to fuck with nature?

Re: Big-screen "phablet" smartphone sales to soar and bigger and bigger, and bigger they will get. until you give in with windows 8 bullshit. touch sucks.

she almost got me into it as well. if it wasn't so fucking hot here, i'd prolly be bothered. see geocaching.

yeah, i'm having a tough time with it in general. with dailys and such, i often made thing's more believable by letting them have one back or so based on certain circumstances. rage, will, rewarding for being awesome. honestly, if i make it through this 3.5 game, ill at least know what's...

we don't even have stairs. the problem is, its just fucking boring!

hey! i just went grocery shopping and i went through this whole thing again.

i got the ALIEN game all planned out in my head. its going to be like the first movie. one small crew woken up out of hyper sleep. maybe its timed for when help arrives, or a self destruct sequence is put into place. its not going to be a pleasant place. the good thing about it is since we...

im excited to have Ellie Idol back. its been a long time.

the horrible flithy acts that i would do this girl. unspeakable. but wonderful.

its awesome to see you back!!

arizona.. of course its arizona. girls in AZ are naughty little things, aren't they? given that no one tends to keep their identity a secret anymore online, it really shouldn't be hard. but then again, do you want to stalk her out like a crazy person? find a mutual friend and ask them...

what's the legality of this anyway? personally, i wouldnt risk buying prescriptions without a real doctor's prescription. could be dangerous.

so.. savage worlds has got me really excited to try out. and guess what? i came up with the COOLEST game even today during mealtime. ALIEN. savage worlds style. the problem is, convincing my woman to play. shes scared of it already. we are both big alien fans (sans AvP), so it goes back...

Ellie! you're back!!!!

i was given ffx-2 for christmas. now... i have to restart 10 because i stopped playing it. dammit. got busy with shit and you can get busy with rpgs.

when are you coming home, daddy?

i'm happy to support, but unless i know them personally (like Sabrina) i'm going to need some love back.

some people like to use any fame they got to be lazy. what bugs me is the lazy bastards on kickstarter. the ones that are truly awful, like that guy with the band that was on here for a short time. its like, come on, man.

also, fap. they make the first kiss so damn great.

boy, you cray cray.

sisters of mercy addicted to them lately.

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