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YES. i was catching flies... many thanks :bowdown:

yeah. ive watched it several times so far. i was looking forward to this finally being posted... that was pretty steamy. theres not really an emoticon i can post that fits the situation

you made my week

mary jane johnson :dunno: and thanks for the input stdiva, i lold...

americans are much more hostile than asians... if they did that in the u.s, thered be graffiti, spit, bullet holes...

it depends on if i ate mexican the night before

its also made from soy beans. its higher in vitamins and protein, and the carbs are easier to break down. when separated, its consistency is almost like rice. really worth a try.

its time to milk the prostate

oh god, if i was really hung like that, id let it fly free whenever i could, and not just that time when i was in borders and didnt realize my fly was down. i go commando

have you tried pan fried soy tempeh in pasta? it packs pretty much just SOLID 15g of protein and nothing else. if im running late, i just cut a slab and put peanut butter on it for taste.

4 1/2" long. you read that right. :rofl2: ;)

oh, it was my first bj from her, so i told her i was close, and mid shaft she opened the side of her mouth and said "juss cuuu"

nice choice

either playing bass or my drawing.

thats an atm deposit... for me it was, "cum in me, ill free clinic tomorrow"

i have a vivid imagination... so until the problems solved, im fine :D

taylor swift may be appearing in more movies... http://tasteofcountry.com/taylor-swift-acting-emma-stone/

i know... what are the odds?!

hey, you guys are lucky i didnt post "lets go shrimping"

oh yeah...

oh... im well ahead of you there. the guys at the liquor store no me well... luv ya dirk, but theres no way i could stuff my 4 1/2" x 8" penis into a toaster slot... even if its one of those fancy bagel ones. and yes, you read that right. its short and fat, but it fills the gap that is...

you have to be kidding me. i was just going to post this...

i think the rangers ottawa series can be fun to watch... if there arent any more bad hits

the day the world ended?

i could only imagine sliding that strap off her shoulder from behind...

then yes, there should have been a couple suspensions so far. if you hurt a team by putting a player out on a dirty play, then it should be an eye for an eye.

i was training with a noob, and he poorly executed a takedown.

it depends on if it is not a clean hit or not.

sadly, thats what marvel is calling him for the avengers movie. as we both should know, the real lord thor had red hair, needed gloves to wield mighty mjölnir, and carried loki around on his belt. not to mention he would crush the heads of anyone who slighted him

my first user name was because i finished my calculus exam early enough to find out what words could be made with a calculator... my last name was one. but that was a bit too confusing, so i changed it to Mr. Numb3rs

i didnt bother reading any of the previous posts, but yes, ive tried it. your experience will vary from anyone elses based on your previous/current workout schedule. ive met guys that could bench 375 easy, but couldnt do 35 pushups in a minute. it doesnt matter how big you are, or how much you...

in middle and high school i was a middle linebacker on the football team. it was fantastic... but since i never hit my growth spurt, i was sent back to safety and it was still great. since then, ive picked up being a goalie for hockey, and its the best thing ever. sometimes you get burned, and...

the inconsistency of the officiating throughout the playoffs is disgusting. there used to be a common law on what you could or couldnt get away with, but each series has their own set of rules it seems. weber should have been suspended. the asshole who charging elbowed alffey should be...

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ive been voting for you even though i havent posted for the past few days... i dislocated my shoulder, and do not have the patience to type 1 handed. good luck!

thank you for the rep... and the pickmeup :hatsoff:

ha! thanks for the jolie rep :glugglug:

:1orglaugh thats pretty good

hey, i am almost a year off of a 5 year relationship that ended very poorly. long story short, it turned out that my ex was cheating on me on and off for at least the last 2 years with at least 3 separate guys. what i cant understand is the type of guys she went for... clean shaven, bar hopping...

you mean like eating a bad egg salad sandwich, or accidentally having sex with your cousin?... ok, PURPOSEFULLY having sex with your cousin?

i meant that weber should have kept his emotions in check... im not a wings fan, but i respect the game. when i saw that on replay, i was pist. it was a deliberate and intentional act.

personally, i dont prefer the "larger is better" mentality, but you in a cutoff belly shirt is magical :drool1:

thats the "starfish sex" chick