Recent content by gloyster

That's a good idea. I usually ***** a pint of water aferwards and then either **** my stouffers or on her face.

Oh shag I love my pigs on toast. If you were on a date with a lovely lady and had the choice between sex with a condom or a bacon sandwich which would you choose?

I remember the first and last time I camped. I worked the Glantonbury festival. It was the pits! I felt like a pig in a carweck! I was so homesick, I couldn't even stare at hot girls legs they were all covered in mud. They **** on the floor but I pissed my stouffers! Oh shagpile I say! I do have...

I do it occasionally. I burst my sack a little bit too much so I try this. I'm not one of those who do this for a long period of time. I don't think it's worth it. Nice to have a break but god damn I can't wait to get back to the porn.

She is skinny. I mean like this...

Like large meaty legs but no fat or muscular legs even. Oh shag help me please.

The thought of it makes me want to **** my stouffers! Everytime I try, the girl doesn't open her legs wide enough. Then when I'm on top I spend most of my time trying not to put my weight on her. Help oh shaglovers!

She got no ass.

I don't trust any of you!

Are they any? would like to find some because of boredom.

He's lucky though she could of been a man.

Yes perverted and proud right here. Just want a perverted partner now!!!!!

You're a fucking pervert!!

Bummm bumm Yeah I think when we have a bash we are all much better off. Now it's been 25 days now since I've dropped my load and I'm going even more doolali. I just want to kiss and be breastt fed. I'm actually quite calm normally and usually don't feel as horny. I'm going to get a working...

Now I picture her singing "Baby your a firework" as some group of guys drop huge loads on her face.