What I don't get is, she's against gay marriage... but she's married to a gay. So... ya know... uh... :dunno:
But I'll be honest, as long as she'd promise not to talk (or speak in tongues - only use her tongue), I'd still blow some hotel points on her. A weekend at the Marriott over by the airport, a couple of pizzas, a case of bottled water and a supersize bottle of K-Y Warming UltraGel Personal... yeah, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. :yesyes:
As long as she doesn't have your home address (and you don't fall ****** with her), you guys just don't appreciate the pleasures you can experience with a truly insane woman.