RichardNailder
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SpexyAshleigh
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ok, I love bacon more than most people but I've actually smelled this lube and I ******. Its vile, and doesn't smell like bacon at all.
Bacon Lube?!
:eyeso:
Fuck, that's an even worse idea than Baseball Gum. . .
:eyeso:
Fuck, that's an even worse idea than Baseball Gum. . .
Women can drift in and out of life. But bacon will always be there
Don't tell me that. I just bought 9 cases!
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
This is just my opinion but many of those that chose sex have never tasted bacon.
Fuck a pig, win/win.
Sex. Like I would have picked anything else. 
Naked chick making me bacon... just dreaming
Doesn't have to be a dream my friend. You'd be surprised at the number of women who have fantasies of cooking bacon nude!
^^^ This ^^^
funny thing, I am not making this up... I had to chose 1 so I voted sex then when I stepped out to get my dry cleaners I found myself in the grocery ALMOST buying (beef) bacon...hahaha good thing I read the ingredients and did not buy after reading all the chemicals in it so I was willing to refrain just like refraining from sex from someone I am not attracted to...lol. nonetheless, I still think both are over rated. winning something gives me a better high than both.
What if you win a contest and the prize is your choice of either bacon or sex?
Tough call. Most likely sex since I don't eat pork but really depends on what I'm feeling at the moment, if i'm a little hungry bacon and depends on who I will have sex with. If the girl is hot and clean, no question sex. I actually voted for sex in this poll fyi, but if the girl is not hot or has HIV, bacon.
squallumz
knows petras secret: she farted.
nah, just dont dig the swine.
But bacon tastes good! Pork chops taste good!
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