Bacon or Sex?

[lurkingdirk]

I'll take both:




So will Andronicus:

 

[bobjustbob]

What a stupid question. Even a vegan would take soy bacon over sex.

 

[Ike Stain]

 

[Death-Proof-69]

it would have to be really bad sex for me to choose bacon...or exceptionally good bacon

 

[Kingfisher]

Bacon is over-rated.

 

[Smallville22]

Sex

 

[dirtylittleholly]

Sex... but I do love me some bacon!

 

[Deepcover]

Sex. I love frying me up some wet pussy.

 

[Supafly]

Always Bacon. It is like, what 's Mithril for Dwarves, Bacon is for me :yummie:

 

[gunslingingbird]

It depends. Does the bacon have... salts? :rofl2:





:ban:

 

[thepornloveruk]

why not have the best of both worlds and have sex with a hot girl who serves you a bacon butty

 

[alexpnz]

See Spexy Ash.

This is in her wheelhouse.

Bacon. The answer to every question is always bacon.

See?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Mother of God. What if you added donuts to the equation?

 

[gunslingingbird]

Mother of God. What if you added donuts to the equation?

Holy shit! There is a god! :bowdown:

 

[hotrod808]

i dont know what kind of bacon you are talking about but i take sex for breakfast and lunch

 

[bobjustbob]

Girls, are you watching the poll? If your coochie was more like bacon...

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Mother of God. What if you added donuts to the equation?

....................................................I just came.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Mother of God. What if you added donuts to the equation?

Fuck you dirl... now I have to change my underwear...

 

[lurkingdirk]

....................................................I just came.

My life is complete. I made spexy cum.

:nanner:

 

[BCT]

Who you gotta fuck to get some bacon around here?

btw great fucking bacon donut dirk :yesyes: