dungeons and dragons (D&D) anyone?

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
I never actually played Planescape.

Ah well, so much out there and so little time.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
well, i didnt get around to playing d&d with my OCSM guest.

next time perhaps!

damn guinness ;)
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
oh oh, i bought a mini for my *** and one for my *** today for christmas.

http://www.amazon.com/Half-Orc-Executioner-Dungeons-Dragons-Miniatures/dp/B003YITMEA

and a http://www.trollandtoad.com/p123000.html

the quick story about it is i was asking them what they would be in a d&d fantasy world. they have never played though i know they are curious about the game.

my *** wants to be an executioner who only ***** in exchange for money or jewelry. and my *** a mind controller who loves to eat his enemies brains.

i can see it now.

of course, my ****** will flip when she finds out im running a game with her and her parents in it.
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
oh oh, i bought a mini for my *** and one for my *** today for christmas.

http://www.amazon.com/Half-Orc-Executioner-Dungeons-Dragons-Miniatures/dp/B003YITMEA

and a http://www.trollandtoad.com/p123000.html

the quick story about it is i was asking them what they would be in a d&d fantasy world. they have never played though i know they are curious about the game.

my *** wants to be an executioner who only ***** in exchange for money or jewelry. and my *** a mind controller who loves to eat his enemies brains.

i can see it now.

of course, my ****** will flip when she finds out im running a game with her and her parents in it.

Now that's pretty fucking cool.

My *** can't wrap her mind around a bunch of adults sitting around a table, rolling dice, and making **** up.

On another note, got a video camera for Sinterklaas. There shall be gaming tutorials made for bloggy blog blog. And my FIL (they understand gaming much better than my parents) found this giant styrofoam skull. I named him George after doing the whole 'alas poor yorick' routine.

Got hubby a toolbox with all the little spaces that he can put his mini's for descent in. Figured if I'm painting the fuckers, I'm protecting them. ;-)

I also got Fluxx and Pirate Fluxx from my inlaws.

Oh, and for my birthday Anders got me a cthulu game.

So all and all, not a bad Sinterklaas/birthday for gaming.
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Now that's pretty fucking cool.

My *** can't wrap her mind around a bunch of adults sitting around a table, rolling dice, and making **** up.

On another note, got a video camera for Sinterklaas. There shall be gaming tutorials made for bloggy blog blog. And my FIL (they understand gaming much better than my parents) found this giant styrofoam skull. I named him George after doing the whole 'alas poor yorick' routine.

Got hubby a toolbox with all the little spaces that he can put his mini's for descent in. Figured if I'm painting the fuckers, I'm protecting them. ;-)

I also got Fluxx and Pirate Fluxx from my inlaws.

Oh, and for my birthday Anders got me a cthulu game.

So all and all, not a bad Sinterklaas/birthday for gaming.

very nice! i put my cheap minis in a tackle box that has those little compartments. ooo and the videos i very much look forward to seeing.
 
oh oh, i bought a mini for my *** and one for my *** today for christmas.

http://www.amazon.com/Half-Orc-Executioner-Dungeons-Dragons-Miniatures/dp/B003YITMEA

and a http://www.trollandtoad.com/p123000.html

the quick story about it is i was asking them what they would be in a d&d fantasy world. they have never played though i know they are curious about the game.

my *** wants to be an executioner who only ***** in exchange for money or jewelry. and my *** a mind controller who loves to eat his enemies brains.

i can see it now.

of course, my ****** will flip when she finds out im running a game with her and her parents in it.

As far as parents go yours have greater imaginations than most.

By the way...your ****** isn't a fan of mind flayers by any chance, is he? :1orglaugh
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
As far as parents go yours have greater imaginations than most.

By the way...your ****** isn't a fan of mind flayers by any chance, is he? :1orglaugh

haha, well they have me for a *** so they better be used to me. im such a ***.

when my *** told me about his fantasy charactor he said, "i want to be an eater. i want to control my enemy's minds. and i like to travel the world, tasting their brains."

i was like.. whoa. wicked. if you knew my ***, this would be a total shock. hes a quiet, very reserved person.

when i asked what kind of weapon he would use he said, just his hands. then he did this funny zapping finger motion.
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
As far as parents go yours have greater imaginations than most.

By the way...your ****** isn't a fan of mind flayers by any Chance, is he? :1orglaugh

My bard has this intelligent ***** named swards that mind flayers run from....after swards, I will NEVER have an intelligent weapon again. LOL
 
So I got yet another ******* book, and...more dice. I'm at the point where I probably don't really need any more dice, but the sets looked sort of nice, at least in a picture they did, and really can anybody have too many dice?
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
So I got yet another ******* book, and...more dice. I'm at the point where I probably don't really need any more dice, but the sets looked sort of nice, at least in a picture they did, and really can anybody have too many dice?

It's questionable if at a certain point any of us 'need' more dice. However, I think we're kind of like magpie...we like new shiny things.
 

FreeOnes_Anders

Closed Account
It's questionable if at a certain point any of us 'need' more dice. However, I think we're kind of like magpie...we like new shiny things.

So if you guys are magpies... what am I then?

Dont own any dice at all...
 

Petra

Cult ****** and Simpering Cunt
I was playing Fable 3 last night and did a side quest that involved 3 wizards who were basically playing a 3d version of dungeons and dragons where I had to go through and play their story. Upstairs in their house was a table with a DM screen too.

I think whomever developed that quest is a bit of a table top nerd. ;-)
 
I was playing Fable 3 last night and did a side quest that involved 3 wizards who were basically playing a 3d version of dungeons and dragons where I had to go through and play their story. Upstairs in their house was a table with a DM screen too.

I think whomever developed that quest is a bit of a table top nerd. ;-)

My favorite table top parody in a video game was in the Playstation 2 game Summoner. I was sort disappointed in it, although it was one of the first RPGs for the playstation 2, but the best part of the game was the extra part they added to it where you could watch some of the characters of the game playing D&D. I don't know if it originated the saying or not (I think it was just rendering the parody from somewhere else to show off it's graphics engine.) but it was the first time I heard "I'm attacking the darkness" or something similar with a magic missile, and the events that go in it and how everything quickly devolves is very reminiscent of game days that have gone bad. I can actually see stuff like that happening.
 
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