If you had 5 nuclear bombs...

[PlasmaTwa2]

So you're a peace loving hippie if you're against the dropping of nuclear bombs?
This isn't "just a pointless thread", this is some f****d up ****. It's like posing the question "Whose baby would you like to ****?" or "Whose girlfriend/wife would you like to ****?". This is f***ing beyond immoral.
Do me a favor and grow the f***k up. What the hell is wrong with you?

And don't give me some immature **** like "blah blah blah...was just having some fun ...blah blah... lighten up...blah blah ... stop whining....blah blah". Ever seen what happens when an atomic bomb is dropped? I'm doing (scientific) research in this field for almost two years now. I know. So don't you dare give me any **** know. This isn't some fun and playful theorizing about who you would like to fuck, this is theorizing about mass ****** and excruciating long term effects for man and for this planet.

Can I change my last choice to this guy's house? He takes things way too seriously. He claims to be studying this stuff, and he uses "know" instead of "now".

He talks about mass ******, so can we change the name of the thread to "If you had 5 nuclear bombs and were at war..."?

And "Who's baby do you want to ****?" sounds like the next big thread...

 

[Spleen]

Damn, you people need to read the fine print. I never wanted all these anti-****** responses. I just wanted five places to nuke.

FINE. NO WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION FOR YOU.

NEXT!

Here's hoping most of the folks in this thread never achieve high political office....

Most? I hope no one on this forum is ever allowed in public again, let alone gain any political status.

Ever seen what happens when an atomic bomb is dropped? I'm doing (scientific) research in this field for almost two years now.

Oh, so maybe you can help with my curiousity about dropping bombs in antarctica? Does it just all melt? Wouldn't really look like your average bomb dropping, nothing to burn or blow up...

Can I change my last choice to this guy's house? He takes things way too seriously. He claims to be studying this stuff, and he uses "know" instead of "now".

Oh by all means, yes. I tell you what, I'll give you a couple of extra nukes just to make sure you get him good and proper.

And "Who's baby do you want to ****?" sounds like the next big thread...

I think he'd be the number one choice in that thread too.

 

[ChefChiTown]

So you're a peace loving hippie if you're against the dropping of nuclear bombs?
This isn't "just a pointless thread", this is some f****d up ****. It's like posing the question "Whose baby would you like to ****?" or "Whose girlfriend/wife would you like to ****?". This is f***ing beyond immoral.
Do me a favor and grow the f***k up. What the hell is wrong with you?

And don't give me some immature **** like "blah blah blah...was just having some fun ...blah blah... lighten up...blah blah ... stop whining....blah blah". Ever seen what happens when an atomic bomb is dropped? I'm doing (scientific) research in this field for almost two years now. I know. So don't you dare give me any **** know. This isn't some fun and playful theorizing about who you would like to fuck, this is theorizing about mass ****** and excruciating long term effects for man and for this planet.

Jesus Christ, who farted in your oatmeal this morning?

You act like this is a serious thread, but Spleen even says the following in his original post...

Fine print
Peace loving hippies need not apply.
It's just a pointless thread, not a government survey.

How are you going to debate the "seriousness" of this thread when the person who started the thread acknowledges that it shouldn't be taken seriously at all?

:dunno:

Your reaction to this thread is about as justifiable as jamming a corroded D battery into the unlubed asshole of your neighbor's pet guinea pig.

Can I change my last choice to this guy's house? He takes things way too seriously. He claims to be studying this stuff, and he uses "know" instead of "now".

He talks about mass ******, so can we change the name of the thread to "If you had 5 nuclear bombs and were at war..."?

And "Who's baby do you want to ****?" sounds like the next big thread...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love you. Hmm, what?

 

[Jagger69]

First, I would order a mandatory evacuation of anyone within 200 miles of AIG corporate headquarters. Then, I would quarantine the entire perimeter around the area. Subsequently, I would launch 5 missiles armed with nuclear warheads and programmed to take out the following targets:

(1) AIG Corporate Headquarters
(2) AIG Corporate Headquarters
(3) AIG Corporate Headquarters
(4) AIG Corporate Headquarters
(5) AIG Corporate Headquarters

Afterwards (once radiation levels subsided), I'd send in a SWAT team just to make sure we got all of the dirty rotten cocksucking bloodsucking worthless greedy piece-of-**** ******-fucking bastards before they got a chance to steal any more of our tax money. Finally, just as an added insurance policy, I'd send in Jack Bauer with explicit orders to verify that all of the God-damned money-grubbing fucking pricks were indeed dead and, if not, to summarily dispatch any AIG corporate executive who might still be found to be alive and to do so with extreme prejudice and without mercy.

Otherwise, I am fundamentally and ethically opposed to the use of nuclear weapons under any circumstance.

 

[STDiva]

So you're a peace loving hippie if you're against the dropping of nuclear bombs?
This isn't "just a pointless thread", this is some f****d up ****. It's like posing the question "Whose baby would you like to ****?" or "Whose girlfriend/wife would you like to ****?". This is f***ing beyond immoral.
Do me a favor and grow the f***k up. What the hell is wrong with you?

And don't give me some immature **** like "blah blah blah...was just having some fun ...blah blah... lighten up...blah blah ... stop whining....blah blah". Ever seen what happens when an atomic bomb is dropped? I'm doing (scientific) research in this field for almost two years now. I know. So don't you dare give me any **** know. This isn't some fun and playful theorizing about who you would like to fuck, this is theorizing about mass ****** and excruciating long term effects for man and for this planet.

Hey, the joker called, he said "why so serious?"

eh ohhhhh

 

[stampede2873]

First, I would order a mandatory evacuation of anyone within 200 miles of AIG corporate headquarters. Then, I would quarantine the entire perimeter around the area. Subsequently, I would launch 5 missiles armed with nuclear warheads and programmed to take out the following targets:

(1) AIG Corporate Headquarters
(2) AIG Corporate Headquarters
(3) AIG Corporate Headquarters
(4) AIG Corporate Headquarters
(5) AIG Corporate Headquarters

Afterwards (once radiation levels subsided), I'd send in a SWAT team just to make sure we got all of the dirty rotten cocksucking bloodsucking worthless greedy piece-of-**** ******-fucking bastards before they got a chance to steal any more of our tax money. Finally, just as an added insurance policy, I'd send in Jack Bauer with explicit orders to verify that all of the God-damned money-grubbing fucking pricks were indeed dead and, if not, to summarily dispatch any AIG corporate executive who might still be found to be alive and to do so with extreme prejudice and without mercy.

Otherwise, I am fundamentally and ethically opposed to the use of nuclear weapons under any circumstance.

Someone remind me to NEVER **** Jagger off.

His post scares me.:wave2:

 

[Gordar]

The pentagon
Area 51
Pearl Harbor
The UK
France

 

[Shindekudasai]

Can I change my last choice to this guy's house?

What, you're being funny now?

He takes things way too seriously. He claims to be studying this stuff, and he uses "know" instead of "now".

I don't claim ****. Why would I have to claim anything? I'm not some punk *** like you probably are, that has to hide behind his computer. I'll give you my address and you can come by for a visit, check it out yourself.
And I'm not an English language native speaker. So any future typos you find in my posts, you can keep. Consider them presents.

Oh, so maybe you can help with my curiousity about dropping bombs in antarctica? Does it just all melt? Wouldn't really look like your average bomb dropping, nothing to burn or blow up...

First of all, a dropped nuclear bomb doesn't "blow up" anything. The ***** of a dropped nuclear bomb comes from above and from the side, not from within or underneath.
And to the antarctica question: That depends on the kind of the bomb and the size of the bomb. If you drop an uranium235 bomb like the one dropped on Hiroshima (that means a *** assembly design bomb) with an explosive ***** of 13kt, the surface temperature at ground zero can reach that of the sun. And that's only if the bomb stays under 5% of its potential (thus 13kt). As the surface is ice, there will probably be a crater of at least 5 km width and it will be as deep as the ice goes. Do the math yourself if you want the cubic meter on that. The ice will not just have molten, it will have evaporated and the polluted air, water and dirt will later come down as fallout.

Oh by all means, yes. I tell you what, I'll give you a couple of extra nukes just to make sure you get him good and proper.

I think he'd be the number one choice in that thread too.

So you're telling me I'd be number one choice if you wanted to **** someones baby? Am I reading you right that you're threatening my ****** there? How about you think about what you just said. That's the second time you stepped over the line. Why don't I give you my address, too. Let's see if you dare show your face after that. But you're the next bigshot behind your computer screen who probably can't even get a word out if someone confronts you in real life.

 

[Gordar]

Shindekudasai, PlasmaTwa2 & Spleen, calm down please.

To Shindekudasai :

All Spleen wanted to do is have some fun. Maybe it's not your kind of humor & if it isn't, I respect that.

Nobody in his right mind will ever throw a nuke at another nation or people, at least not after Hiroshima & Nagasaki. Because like Einstein already predicted, he didn't know what weapons WW3 would be fought with, but WW4 would be fought with sticks & stones & we all want to prevent that from happening.

To PlasmaTwa2 & Spleen :

Shindekudasai doesn't appreciate this kind of humor and has made that clear. The best thing to do is respect that and leave it at that, as an argument like this will lead to nothing.

Just my :2 cents:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

What, you're being funny now?

What, you're being childish now?

I don't claim ****. Why would I have to claim anything? I'm not some punk *** like you probably are, that has to hide behind his computer. I'll give you my address and you can come by for a visit, check it out yourself.
And I'm not an English language native speaker. So any future typos you find in my posts, you can keep. Consider them presents.

Yes, I'm such a punk ***, I joined the army and did nothing but punked around. Insult me all you want, bud, I've been called worse things by better people. :wave:

Shindekudasai, PlasmaTwa2 & Spleen, calm down please.

Yes sir, sorry sir, I'm done with him. You don't need to worry.

 

[STDiva]

man. atomic bombs are hilarious.

 

[Gordar]

Yes sir, sorry sir,

LOL, I did sound a bit pedantic (I hope that's the right term), didn't I?

(the dictionary gave me 3 choices, didactic, pedantic & schoolmarmish)

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

LOL, I did sound a bit pedantic (I hope that's the right term), didn't I?

No sir, you did not. :hatsoff:

 

[Galactic]

Boston because I **** their sports teams.

Actually, I'd bomb Boston 4 times. Save the last one just in case they rebuild.

Although I find your avatar highly disturbing, I could not POSSIBLY agree with you more about Boston and their sports teams......I would rep you if I could my friend! :thumbsup:

 

[stampede2873]

Pendatic –adjective

1. ostentatious in one's learning.
2. overly concerned with minute details or formalisms, esp. in teaching.

Sorry, I had to look it up. Thought I would save others time. :wave:

 

[STDiva]

Although I find your avatar highly disturbing, I could not POSSIBLY agree with you more about Boston and their sports teams......I would rep you if I could my friend! :thumbsup:

his dong is...is...something else.

 

[calpoon]

1. The Vatican

2. Jerusalem

3. Mecca

4. Disney World

5. ?

 

[anairhead999]

just pour them on iraq and afghanistan

 

[calpoon]

just pour them on iraq and afghanistan

but don't you think detonating them will be more effective?

 

[rwill25]

I would not use them, but I would build my own country and empire, colonized of brazilian women where I am ruler and King.

I would then threaten the world of my weapons of mass-destruction and slowly build my empire into one of the worlds super-powers.