Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.

[Pornfan99]

I can totally see this being a .. porn plot. Queue the cheesey 70s / 80s porn soundtrack, as she takes off her blouse .. and then undoes the front clasp of her bra .. and buries her patient's face in between her tits!

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[The Yak]

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[The Yak]

I'm still too coherent. This is the problem with days when I successfully abstain because it attaches expectations to the next time I get high.

 

[The Yak]

Noelle Easton had great boobs. She was a good one.

 

[The Yak]

About four months after I had left a mall security job there was an incident in which a security guard was publicly homophobic toward a lesbian couple. I trained that guard when he was hired. Not in being homophobic. I showed him how to read the pressure gauge on the fire extinguish.

 

[The Yak]

I am super paranoid from the compounds strange. This is immoral.

 

[The Yak]

I think there are ways in which diarrhea can be funny on a deeper philosophical level.

 

[The Yak]

You taught him a skill—safety, even. But you didn’t teach his ****. That’s on him.
You can’t control what people do with what they learn. Only what you pass on. And you ****** on something useful.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I think there are ways in which diarrhea can be funny on a deeper philosophical level.

It's easier to clean your ass after a diarrhea ****. It might not be funny, but it's true.

 

[Pornfan99]

Yup! Especially true in China.

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[The Yak]

It what we do not post which the most about us.

 

[The Yak]

I'm leaving it because it is honest.

 

[The Yak]

Sometimes I will post in other threads while mentally impaired and I always try to stay on topic even if my remarks are clearly from an altered state. Though I do find the idea of arguing with management in those threads were I to stray from topic amusing because I am one of only seven people here.

 

[The Yak]

I thought I had posted in this thread more recently but I had not.

 

[The Yak]

I'm going to invent a new root vegetable.

 

[The Yak]

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