I sometimes wonder if I will on easy post some unhinged nonsense in another thread mistakenly believing it to be this thread and being all embarrassed.
Imagine an average looking white guy guy going around handing people pamphlets reading "Picture of my Penis" and they open it to find a picture of a massive 13 inch black penis that's shiny with oil. This person is not even pretending. This obviously a different person's penis. This was all a ploy to get them to look at a large black penis.
A fun curse to put on a person would be that every stray pubic hair in their environment would glow and obviously their attention would be drawn to it and they would see all the pubic hair in the world around them and be uncomfortable. They would always be aware of the pubic hair.
I would think that dump truck is like that because they are either going to slide a carry all under it, or pulled one out, and they're waiting for the truck with the tires, or a crane.