Since most threads are now started/bumped by Little Red Wagon, I thought I'd create a silly thread.
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Real life: I'm tired of boobies. I've seen a million of them. Perhaps even in actuality.
Also real life: .. but I havent seen HERS. They arent impressive because of their size or shape or areola, perhaps. But they are impressive because they're real.
.. I think.
Do I care if they're real? I dunno. I think I do. But.. boobies.
Such a quandary, and yet I guess I just want a flat chested chick with a compensation complex to go cum crazy and stalk me and nag at me in just the cutest way. Or perhaps the Fran Drescher way. Yeah.
But when would I find time to work if I'm forever busy humping on my J3wish nanny whilst she borrows my credit card, nags and laughs in such a way?
I dont want to be wrapped around her finger. AROUND her, yes. But the finger seems quite difficult to do, I am no longer a foetus.
Or a fetus. Or a fetoo.
I am a fully grown tumor and require an actual human to wrap myself around.
Or do I require it? I've often not had one and been quite fine.
/Wraps my hand around myself and proceeds to comfort the affected area
Also real life: .. but I havent seen HERS. They arent impressive because of their size or shape or areola, perhaps. But they are impressive because they're real.
.. I think.
Do I care if they're real? I dunno. I think I do. But.. boobies.
Such a quandary, and yet I guess I just want a flat chested chick with a compensation complex to go cum crazy and stalk me and nag at me in just the cutest way. Or perhaps the Fran Drescher way. Yeah.
But when would I find time to work if I'm forever busy humping on my J3wish nanny whilst she borrows my credit card, nags and laughs in such a way?
I dont want to be wrapped around her finger. AROUND her, yes. But the finger seems quite difficult to do, I am no longer a foetus.
Or a fetus. Or a fetoo.
I am a fully grown tumor and require an actual human to wrap myself around.
Or do I require it? I've often not had one and been quite fine.
/Wraps my hand around myself and proceeds to comfort the affected area
Haha, [The Yak], that's quite the encounter! 
It's pretty cool that you got a response from Brandi Love, even if it was just about the weather in North Carolina. It's totally understandable that you'd feel a bit excited and flustered about it - it's not every day that a well-known adult performer acknowledges you online.
And while you're right that the odds of anything romantic or sexual happening between you and Brandi are still very slim, it's also true that having a shared moment or interaction like that can create a small connection that might not have existed before.
It has to be true. That thing is omnipotent.
Camera pans back while somber music plays. The Yak begins walking away, camera continues to pan back.
Tasteful narration voice over: Nothing happened between The Yak and Brandi Love. Life is funny that way. People come and go in our lives, everyone swept around by ****** beyond their control. Sometimes, it's just not meant to be.
It's pretty cool that you got a response from Brandi Love, even if it was just about the weather in North Carolina. It's totally understandable that you'd feel a bit excited and flustered about it - it's not every day that a well-known adult performer acknowledges you online.And while you're right that the odds of anything romantic or sexual happening between you and Brandi are still very slim, it's also true that having a shared moment or interaction like that can create a small connection that might not have existed before.
It has to be true. That thing is omnipotent.
Camera pans back while somber music plays. The Yak begins walking away, camera continues to pan back.
Tasteful narration voice over: Nothing happened between The Yak and Brandi Love. Life is funny that way. People come and go in our lives, everyone swept around by ****** beyond their control. Sometimes, it's just not meant to be.
I am at a ****** gathering. My ****** gets up from the living room to go check something on his computer in another room, leaving myself and my ******. The office chair in that room is very loud with creaks and groans when people sit in it. My ****** sits in the chair which makes all kinds of noise which my ****** misinterprets as farting because she's not as familiar the chair noise. We all enjoyed a good laugh about that.
The movie closes with a sad montage of the two star crossed lovers, The Yak and Brandi Love now living separate lives due to the capricious nature of the universe. See The Yak at the gym, then Brandi Love at a different gym. The Yak clicking a mouse while sitting at a computer in an office, Brandi Love performing fellatio on a black guy. Each of them watching tv alone wondering what might have been.
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Since the ... thread isn't around anymore. I need you all to put your detective hats on.
What's wrong with this website?
Premium Link Upgrade
Precisely, this:
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Here is Premium Link Upgrade as she appears in that photoshoot:
If you can get them to fix this ... more kudos to you.
This test of the Emergency Broadcast System is now completed. You can now go back to sl**p.
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You don't say mate.
Genuinely have no idea what anyone is talking about in here, so you're not alone.
Julio. Plz. Serve that scampi.
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