Guy: I like my women how i like my chicken, meaty thighs and legs!!
Kayley: Oh is that why you holding on to them for dear life? Giving my legs cramps!!
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Kayley: Oh is that why you holding on to them for dear life? Giving my legs cramps!!
Kayley: Oh can we take a break? My tits seem to have a mind of their own, they go all over the place and can't contain them?
**Kayley tries to slot off**
Guy: Oh no you don't?
**Guy keeps her locked in and Kayley is bouncing harder and sweating**
Kayley: Oooo this is soo good, i'm going to get that promotion now,
**Kayley glances at the time on the clock**
Kayley: Fuck!! i forgot to get the groceries, and Wallmart closes in 10 minutes. I need him to hurry up and cum!!
Kayley: No time to clean up. Time to watch Desperate Housewives of Beverly hills
Kayley: I'm just sitting here with cum and making plans for world domination like my friends Pinky and The Brain!!
When The Smurfs need more females on their show for diversity
**Pulls Motor**
Guy: Hmm its not making any noise. Think you need to take this for servicing
This is what you see when you bring a blacklight to a porn shoot
Servicing is fine. You just had the wrong tools in you. Your Toyota Yaris pussy 1.8 engine turbo all good to go.
John_8581
FreeOnes Lifetime Member
**Abigail shouts**
Abigail: Oh Waterboy!!
**Adam Sandler The Waterboy enters the room**
**While sucking off**
Kieran : What time is the birthday meant to take place?
Abigail: 2pm why?
**Kieran looks at the clock**
Kieran: Well cause the time is 3pm?
**Abigail not happy and stops sucking**
Abigail: Oh my god, i'm so late!! If i wasn't enjoying your dick so much i would be on time. You could have came already
**Abigail rushes of the bed and slips on a banana and is laying on floor butt naked**
**Kieran sees his chance to cum**
Kieran: You wanted me to cum. Well here it is!!
**He glazes her ass with cum with a happy face around her crack and leaves!!
John_8581
FreeOnes Lifetime Member
Accountants are known for stealing office supplies. They like to keep a secret stash.
Part I
Keiran Lee is the new accountant working for the company.
Keiran: "I need to get some more office supplies"
Time passes and he and Premium Link Upgrade (the office manager) like each other and have an ongoing office flirting session.
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Part II
Premium Link Upgrade : "So that's what he's doing?"
"There's my stapler on his desk" :
"There's my letter opener and tape dispenser too!" ....
Part I
Keiran Lee is the new accountant working for the company.
Keiran: "I need to get some more office supplies"
Time passes and he and Premium Link Upgrade (the office manager) like each other and have an ongoing office flirting session.
======
Part II
Premium Link Upgrade : "So that's what he's doing?"
"There's my stapler on his desk" :
"There's my letter opener and tape dispenser too!" ....
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Madison: What else of mine have you got? Is any of this yours?
Kieran: Nope
**Madison finds her eraser**
Madison: Don't make me use this and erase you and your cock out of existence?
Kieran: You wouldn't dare?
Madison: Watch me!!!
**Madison rubs the eraser over Kieran as he screams as he banishes!!
Madison: Guess on to HR then, to get a new accountant !!
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