youve got 1 choice...

[Legzman]

*** of course! It's the quickest and the least likely to fuck up!

 

[DOA82]

Cake or death!?

 

[Namreg]

***, pills didn't work for me.

 

[Ace Bandage]

Since you didn't specify or elaborate on the thread title or its intention, I'm going to assume that we're ******* you. In that case, I'm taking the ***** and stabbing you through your throat. Then I'm going to take the rope and tie you upside down from a street light. Then, for the coup d'état, I'm going to get into a FedEx truck and ram into your dangling body as your ******* for your last breath.

:hatsoff:

 

[Member442]

I choice fucking to death! I'm going out with a smile on my face.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I thought the new standard in suicide was a single stick of TNT inserted in the anus and ignited by a friend while you masturbate, suspended by your ankles and covered in motor oil?

My friends have been trying to talk me into trying it for weeks...

 

[BlueBalls]

I'd like to ********** on Clive Owen's cock.

:banana:

 

[Facetious]

The Golden Gates on the outgoing tide:

There's no mess for anybody to clean up, you just jump and *poof* 'never heard from or seen again.

Isn't that cool! :bowdown:

 

[Legzman]

And the point of this thread is...? :dunno:

I figured out the point to this thread finally. The OP found out about this:
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[Legzman]

...

 

[Rydog11]

car in garage idling

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Smoothered between Nikki Benz's boobs.

 

[ManifestDestiny]

is this your way of reaching out?

its for my amusement : )

 

[Ulysses31]

Beaten to death by Stalin and Hitler with that glory hunting coward Mussolini delivering the fatal blow.

 

[mrtrebus]

...only 1:


***
pills
*****
car
rope
jump into on-coming trafic or off a building


CHOOSE!

no!
YOU CHOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[lurkingdirk]

"Shot in the face by the Vice President," should have been on that list.

 

[Shifty]

I'd start a post on FreeOnes with the title: 'I Need A GF' then go down in flames. :flame:

 

[mrtrebus]

I'd start a post on FreeOnes with the title: 'I Need A GF' then go down in flames. :flame:

Hey! Leave my fallhell alone! :nono:

 

[Shifty]

Hey! Leave my fallhell alone! :nono:

He is not your property.

Got it?

 

[Lonilover]

i'm not thinking about death, much to young to think about things like that