Your favourite quote from a movie

Man, I like this thread :) Another one from Woody

Fielding Mellish: You're busy tonight?
Norma: Some old friends are coming over. We're gonna show some pornographic movies.
Fielding Mellish: You need an usher?

/Bananas
 
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TheRedShark

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From Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Dr. Gonzo: Who said anything about slicing you up man, I just wanted to carve a little z into your forehead. Nothing serious.
 
From Monty Python's Life of Brian

Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
 
Jesse Ventura as Blaine in Predator."i ain't got time to *****"
 
Al Pacino's charactor Tony Montana in Scarface had some good lines:

"This is paradise, I'm tellin' ya. This town like a great big pussy jus' waitin' to get fucked."

"I'm Tony Montana! You fuck wit me, you fuckin' wit da best!"

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"
 
Monty Python-What else burns? Churches. Your ****** smells of aldeberries and your ****** was a nute.

Dodgeball-Fuckin' Chuck Norris
 
Without a Paddle: "where are we?....On the corner of BFE and boy you sure have a pretty mouth."

Napoleon Dynamite: "what are you gonna do today Napoleon...whatever I freakin want GOSH!"

Without a paddle: "you were a boyscout weren't you Tom? No, but I ate a brownie once."
 

dave_rhino

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Hook

Ru-fi-o
Ru-fi-o
RUFFIIOOO!



Rufio: All grown ups are Pirates. We **** pirates.

Peter: I'm not a pirate, it just so happens.... I'm a lawyer.

Rufio: **** THE LAWYER!!!!
 
"All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your ******* while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our ****, then **** out our ****, then eat their **** which is made up of our **** that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next.

Love,

Jay and Silent Bob "

Jay and Slient Bob strike back
 
Clerks 2.

Dante " You never go ass to mouth."


Clerks 2 opening scene.

Dante sitting on fire truck as Quik Stop is on fire.

Randall "Terrorists"

Dante shakes head no

Randall " Fuck I left the coffee pot on again didnt I?"

Dante shakes head yes

Randall " Fuck! Now where am I going to take chicks to fuck when my moms home?"
 

hiimrudd

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Here are a few...

Crash Davis (Bull Durham):

"...Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."

John Bender (The Breakfast Club):

"Show Dick some respect!"

Colonel Nathan R. Jessep (A Few Good Men):

"... ***, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You?! You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.

You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and ****** under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
"

Wyatt Earp (Tombstone):

"... The law is coming! You tell them I'm coming . . . and Hell's coming with me! You hear?! Hell's coming with me!"

Doc Holliday (Tombstone):

"... My hypocrisy goes only so far."

William Wallace (Braveheart):

"... I am William Wallace. And, I see a whole army of my country men, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as freemen, and freemen you are. What will you do without freedom?! Will you fight?

Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live, at least a while. And, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

Stephen (Braveheart):

"... The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. But, he's pretty sure you're fucked."

Count Adhemar (A Knight's Tale):

"... You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me? "

Gordon Gekko (Wall Street):

"... The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own.

The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you."
Yes, Gordon Gekko a classic, thx. How but?
" how am i gonna get a scar like this eating pussy"
 

elict47

Banned
Wyatt Earp, tombstone:

"Go ahead skin it, skin that smoke wagon and see what happens"
"You gonna do something or stand there and *****"
 
From Airplane - More of a scene than a single quote, but still funny as hell..

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?



and of course the legendary..
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.
 
I read all the posts after so many time and let me tell ya this thread is hilarious, insightful and definitely one of my favorites.
Great job everyone
 

Wainkerr99

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"What we have here is a failure to communicate." Classic. From "Cool Hand Luke" with the late great Paul Newman.

Also used in a Guns And Roses album.
 

Wainkerr99

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Cheech Marin's famous lines from "From Dusk 'Till Dawn":

Chet Pussy: All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
Chet Pussy: smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, ****** pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got ***** pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!
 
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