Your favourite quote from a movie
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from lethal weapon 3. murtaugh:"i got 8 days to my retirement,and i will not make a stupid mistake!! riggs:"look,there is no bomb in that building! i will bet vital parts of my anatomy to the fact!trust me,okay?trust me!! murtaugh:thats usually my first mistake!:rofl:
from Reservior Dogs
Mr Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
..and who could forget...
Mr. White: ****, you shoot me in a *****, you better **** up and apologize.
Mr Blonde: Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
..and who could forget...
Mr. White: ****, you shoot me in a *****, you better **** up and apologize.
The Third Man "In Italy for 30 years under the Borshias they had warfare, ******, ******, bloodshed, but they produced Leonardo DaVinci, Michaelangelo, and the Rennessaince...In Switzerland they had brotherly love. They had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
A funny quote from 'The Thing' ( well it's kinda funny )
It's the scene where the character is on the medic table and the 'thing' has just popped out of his chest.. the 'thing' is blasted with a flamethrower and the victim's head parts from the body, falls to the floor, sprouts legs and scuttles off along out of the door.
The others in the room, watch it scuttle away and one says..
"You gotta be fucking kidding!?"
I guess it's just what anyone would say if they say a head with legs !
It's the scene where the character is on the medic table and the 'thing' has just popped out of his chest.. the 'thing' is blasted with a flamethrower and the victim's head parts from the body, falls to the floor, sprouts legs and scuttles off along out of the door.
The others in the room, watch it scuttle away and one says..
"You gotta be fucking kidding!?"
I guess it's just what anyone would say if they say a head with legs !
My favorite quote from a movie all time.
"No time for love Dr. Jones."
"No time for love Dr. Jones."
FULL METAL JACKET
-How tall are u private
-woah 5'9 i didnt know they stacked **** that high!
or!
-Where in the hell are you from private
-Holy Dog ****! TEXAS only steers and queers come from texas
finally!
-Do you suck dicks, are you a peter puffer, bull **** i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
-Juballs
-How tall are u private
-woah 5'9 i didnt know they stacked **** that high!
or!
-Where in the hell are you from private
-Holy Dog ****! TEXAS only steers and queers come from texas
finally!
-Do you suck dicks, are you a peter puffer, bull **** i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
-Juballs
Heh, just remembered this one from raiders of the lost ark.
Indy: "I'm just making this up as I go along.."
Apparently this was to be George Bush's campaign slogan, but was dropped at the last minute...
BTW someone start a 'best scene from a movie' thread, because I want to nominate that scene where Indy shoots the swordsman... soooo funny
Indy: "I'm just making this up as I go along.."
Apparently this was to be George Bush's campaign slogan, but was dropped at the last minute...
BTW someone start a 'best scene from a movie' thread, because I want to nominate that scene where Indy shoots the swordsman... soooo funny
One of the most classic lines ever from On The Waterfront. Marlon Brando and Rod Steiger
"Remember that night you came down to my lockerroom you said '***, this ain't your night. We're goin for the price on Wilson'. This ain't you're Night!! My night I coulda taken Wilson apart. So what happens, he gets a title shot outdoors in a ballpark and what do I get, a one way ticket to Palookaville. You were my *******, Charlie, you shoulda looked out for me a bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't take that dive for the short end money"
We had some bets down for ya. You saw some money
"You don't understand I coulda had CLASS!!! I coulda been a contender. I coulda been SOMEBODY. Instead of a bum. Which is what I am let's face it"
RIP Marlon
"Remember that night you came down to my lockerroom you said '***, this ain't your night. We're goin for the price on Wilson'. This ain't you're Night!! My night I coulda taken Wilson apart. So what happens, he gets a title shot outdoors in a ballpark and what do I get, a one way ticket to Palookaville. You were my *******, Charlie, you shoulda looked out for me a bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't take that dive for the short end money"
We had some bets down for ya. You saw some money
"You don't understand I coulda had CLASS!!! I coulda been a contender. I coulda been SOMEBODY. Instead of a bum. Which is what I am let's face it"
RIP Marlon
HarryLime, your taste in moovies is excellent!
That last line
"You don't understand I coulda had CLASS!!! I coulda been a contender. I coulda been SOMEBODY. Instead of a bum. Which is what I am let's face it"
has also been used in Raging Bull.
That last line
"You don't understand I coulda had CLASS!!! I coulda been a contender. I coulda been SOMEBODY. Instead of a bum. Which is what I am let's face it"
has also been used in Raging Bull.
Here are a few...
Crash Davis (Bull Durham):
"...Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
John Bender (The Breakfast Club):
"Show Dick some respect!"
Colonel Nathan R. Jessep (A Few Good Men):
"... ***, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You?! You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and ****** under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."
Wyatt Earp (Tombstone):
"... The law is coming! You tell them I'm coming . . . and Hell's coming with me! You hear?! Hell's coming with me!"
Doc Holliday (Tombstone):
"... My hypocrisy goes only so far."
William Wallace (Braveheart):
"... I am William Wallace. And, I see a whole army of my country men, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as freemen, and freemen you are. What will you do without freedom?! Will you fight?
Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live, at least a while. And, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
Stephen (Braveheart):
"... The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. But, he's pretty sure you're fucked."
Count Adhemar (A Knight's Tale):
"... You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me? "
Gordon Gekko (Wall Street):
"... The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own.
The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you."
Crash Davis (Bull Durham):
"...Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days."
John Bender (The Breakfast Club):
"Show Dick some respect!"
Colonel Nathan R. Jessep (A Few Good Men):
"... ***, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You?! You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and ****** under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."
Wyatt Earp (Tombstone):
"... The law is coming! You tell them I'm coming . . . and Hell's coming with me! You hear?! Hell's coming with me!"
Doc Holliday (Tombstone):
"... My hypocrisy goes only so far."
William Wallace (Braveheart):
"... I am William Wallace. And, I see a whole army of my country men, here in defiance of tyranny. You've come to fight as freemen, and freemen you are. What will you do without freedom?! Will you fight?
Fight and you may die. Run and you'll live, at least a while. And, dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance -- just one chance -- to come back here and tell our enemies, that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"
Stephen (Braveheart):
"... The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess. But, he's pretty sure you're fucked."
Count Adhemar (A Knight's Tale):
"... You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly beat me? "
Gordon Gekko (Wall Street):
"... The richest one percent of this country owns half our country's wealth, five trillion dollars. One third of that comes from hard work, two thirds comes from inheritance, interest on interest accumulating to widows and idiot sons and what I do, stock and real estate speculation. It's bullshit. You got ninety percent of the American public out there with little or no net worth. I create nothing. I own.
The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it's forms - greed for life, for money, knowledge - has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed - you mark my words - will not only save Teldar Paper but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you."
WankerCounty said:
"You fuck my wife?"
"You punch like you take it up the ass. "Harry Lime said:
-Jake La Motta
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (Full Metal Jacket):
"... I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
"... Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you."
"... You little scumbag. I got your name, I got your ass. You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet. You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and **** down your neck."
Ahhh... brings back so many memories. OOH-RAH!!
"... I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."
"... Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fuckin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you."
"... You little scumbag. I got your name, I got your ass. You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you. Now get up, get on your feet. You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and **** down your neck."
Ahhh... brings back so many memories. OOH-RAH!!
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