*********** you would like to fight

Stephen Hawking, simply because that´s one fight i might actually have a chance of winning.
 
Diablo Cody
Tarantino
Kanye West
Eli Roth
Adam Sandler
Christian Bale
Shia LaBeouf
The Rock
Russell Brand
Tracy Morgan
Zack Snyder
Jerry Seinfeld
George Lucas
 
I want to fight lurkingdirk and I want to fight Lil' Wayne.

Not because I **** either of them, it is because I want to know them.

You don't truly know someone...until you fight them.
 
The Situation and Shia LaBeouf in triple threat TLC (tables, ladders, and chairs) match.
 
I want to bitch slap Lindsay Lohan
 
Leonardo Di Caprio, but I'd probably get arrested for a **** crime afterwards. Amirite?
 
Shatner... I'd fight William Shatner.
 
Betty White and that lil dude who played Mini Me in Austin Powers.

What? What?! You thought I was going to say Mike Tyson or some ****???!!! Right! And wind up asking Stephen Hawking about the best place to buy a wheelchair? I don't think so!

And anyway, other than maybe sucker punching Nancy Grace in the throat if the opportunity ever arose, I don't have a great desire to fight or hit anybody these days. Though if I ever catch Betty White giving me the stink-eye... bitch, it's on like Donkey Kong!!! :nanner:
 
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