I'm almost fortyone years old now and still play baseball, but I can'nt rundown a flyball or hit a fastball like I used to. I see dudes younger than me with stronger arms and faster bats and think to myself " when I was younger I could out play him". When was your “when I was younger moment"?
You know you'er getting old
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When stop being asked for your ID.
Sometimes I buy beer at the self checkout just to remember what it is like.
Sometimes I buy beer at the self checkout just to remember what it is like.
for me its having to work harder to stay healthy, I won't say stay in shape because I lost that fight a few years ago.
I know I'm getting old because a few months ago some young thing hit on me something fierce and all I could think was "shouldn't you be running home to mommy and daddy, you must have school in the morning"?
then again when I was in my 20s I dated a woman in her 50s, she broke it off for the same reason I rejected the young girl.
I know I'm getting old because a few months ago some young thing hit on me something fierce and all I could think was "shouldn't you be running home to mommy and daddy, you must have school in the morning"?
then again when I was in my 20s I dated a woman in her 50s, she broke it off for the same reason I rejected the young girl.
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even if "she" was a 22 y/o with all the trimmings ? :1orglaugh
I only feel old when the aches and pains from my workouts linger longer than they should.
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even if "she" was a 22 y/o with all the trimmings ? :1orglaugh
My getting old moment was finding out just how many of my ex g/fs are divorced with a kid or two.... oh yeah, sure, NOW they contact me .
I hate facebook :crash::crash:
roronoa3000
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When you have to start shaving chest hair.
I love it, now they have a kid or two they now need a responsible father figure (sucker), to help raise (pay for) their kids.
even had one ex say to me that I could sell off my stuff and stop spending my money wastefully.
I asked her if I could still screw around and watch porn?
she didn't get the hint that I'm the last person on earth to raise children.
I wish I said "you could sell off the Hell spawns".
When I realise that some of the students I teach in college weren't born yet during the first Gulf War.
When I realise that students at college were born in the 90s.
When I refer to the Cold War and no one knows what I'm talking about.
When Austin Powers movies are considered old and passe'.
I could go on, but I'm going to drink heavily now, and cry.
When I realise that students at college were born in the 90s.
When I refer to the Cold War and no one knows what I'm talking about.
When Austin Powers movies are considered old and passe'.
I could go on, but I'm going to drink heavily now, and cry.
roronoa3000
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Was that the war with the eskimos?
No. With the Scandinavians. Everyone was pining for the Fjords.
roronoa3000
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War with Scandinavians? Thats Ragnarok not the Cold War, silly.
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