You ever play beat the clock while beating off?

Like if you have to be at an appointment, or work, or you're scheduled to testify at a trial and you have a bit of extra time you think to yourself "I bet I can rub one out."

So you pull out your phone and open your best of dropbox folder and furiously go at it. This isn't a leisurely edging session but a race against the clock with a purpose. You can almost hear Adam Sandler as that cajun dude in The Waterboy going "You can do it!" but then the visual just ***** it so you pull up your pants and get going.
 

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