X-Men:First Class

[Hot Mega]

What is the porn parody, 'XXX-Men Tapping First Class Ass'?

 

[Noel_Cypress]

I don't know if this has been pointed out yet... But did anyone else get bothered by the extreme misplacement of Azazel and Mystique?
I mean... When it comes to the movie time-line, Nightcrawler is already born during First Class... He'd be young, but alive. Especially since Storm makes a cameo appearance when Prof. X is seeing all the mutants around the world for the first time, and he is to be said to be her age in X-2.
So in other words... SOMEHOW nightcrawler is alive (?) and Azazel and Mystique have CLEARLY not gotten it on.
I was especially disappointed with the fact that they pretty much ignored each others existance... I mean come the fuck -on-.

Actually, looking back on it, I was quite disappointed in their demonstrations of Azazel all around. He's so much more bad ass in the comics.

Beyond that little nit-pick I had, I rather enjoyed the movie for what it was worth. Although I went in not expecting any relevancy at all.

 

[MarsAshes]

I've got a question for the comic book fans here.

Guys, why is it that most people say that "X-Men 2" is the best film of the original trilogy? I mean, I thought "X-Men 3" was pretty good in terms of the excellent performances from Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen. But the "Omegas" were boring I thought. I didn't like any of the people portraying Callisto, Psylocke, Arclight or Kid Omega. :dunno:

After looking her up on wikipedia, I've realised that Psylocke should've been a sexy character.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psylocke

Considering how much better the "Omegas" could have been, I can see why the third film fails in places and you rate "X-Men 2" the champion film. Plus "X-Men 2" has an excellent (but very emotional) ending doesn't it, with Jean's death and Scott wanting to save her.

Oh well, I guess I've answered my own question. But anything you can add to this, please do!

 

[PirateKing]

I don't know if this has been pointed out yet... But did anyone else get bothered by the extreme misplacement of Azazel and Mystique?
I mean... When it comes to the movie time-line, Nightcrawler is already born during First Class... He'd be young, but alive. Especially since Storm makes a cameo appearance when Prof. X is seeing all the mutants around the world for the first time, and he is to be said to be her age in X-2.
So in other words... SOMEHOW nightcrawler is alive (?) and Azazel and Mystique have CLEARLY not gotten it on.
I was especially disappointed with the fact that they pretty much ignored each others existance... I mean come the fuck -on-.

Actually, looking back on it, I was quite disappointed in their demonstrations of Azazel all around. He's so much more bad ass in the comics.

Beyond that little nit-pick I had, I rather enjoyed the movie for what it was worth. Although I went in not expecting any relevancy at all.

There was a lot wrong with all the alliances but I especially agree about Azazel. My gripe is that he was made into a follower with no real voice/persona or independent cause. He was never a member of the Hellfire club or the brotherhood and was much more omnipotent. I can let Riptide slide because he's forgettable as a henchman, so it doesn't matter what group he's fitted into. The problem is that for each sequel the writers feel the need to use a character that hasn't appeared yet but that's more well known, which results in instances like what I mentioned above and Blob being in Weapon X. It would have been better if the original Hellfire club members were used. Don't get me started about how they troll characters like Deadpool and Juggernaut.

Castings for the most part have been tolerable. I didn't like how Sabretooth was portrayed in the first movie (especially since he's among my favorite X-men villains) but I think he was given more justice in the Wolverine movie. He had that taunting and sadistic quality that made him great rather than the stupid beast that was in the first one. I wouldn't mind Liev filling the role if there's a reboot or at least a good sequel. Also Fassenbender did make a pretty good Magneto IMO.

 

[Bonezstorm]

Saw it yesterday and it was amazing. The best X Men movie ever made

 

[Noel_Cypress]

Agreed. they like to take characters that don't fit in the storyline just so that can go "look guyz! I KNOWZ MUH ZMENZ.. i mean xmen"
Its really sad. The biggest disappointment for me was their version of Nightcrawler. I'm a personal Nightcrawler fan-girl, so when I saw X-2, it was seriously the biggest disappointment in the theatres since anything i can remember.

Plus. Gambit. just gambit! UGH. GAMBIT. too old, not cocky enough, his powers were nerfed beyond all reason. not gambit. Plain and simple.

If you go and watch the movies as someone who's never read/watched x-men in their lives, then they're great movies. But if you're an x-men fan you gotta walk in going "this is gonna suuuuuuck..." aand then you can enjoy it XD haha

There was a lot wrong with all the alliances but I especially agree about Azazel. My gripe is that he was made into a follower with no real voice/persona or independent cause. He was never a member of the Hellfire club or the brotherhood and was much more omnipotent. I can let Riptide slide because he's forgettable as a henchman, so it doesn't matter what group he's fitted into. The problem is that for each sequel the writers feel the need to use a character that hasn't appeared yet but that's more well known, which results in instances like what I mentioned above and Blob being in Weapon X. It would have been better if the original Hellfire club members were used. Don't get me started about how they troll characters like Deadpool and Juggernaut.

Castings for the most part have been tolerable. I didn't like how Sabretooth was portrayed in the first movie (especially since he's among my favorite X-men villains) but I think he was given more justice in the Wolverine movie. He had that taunting and sadistic quality that made him great rather than the stupid beast that was in the first one. I wouldn't mind Liev filling the role if there's a reboot or at least a good sequel. Also Fassenbender did make a pretty good Magneto IMO.