Another 'SuperCena' / 'SuperOrton' night here in bullshit town. Have you ever rolled your eyes so hard that they hurt for a while?
I've been studying Theodore Long for some time now, and this is what I have learned about his job:
To come out and announce what everyone already figured out, while the commentators react as if he was a genius for "making" the match.
That's like if you were to get out a loaf of bread, a jar of peanut butter and a jar of jelly, and set them all next to each other on the counter top/table, and Theodore Long was to walk into the room and pretend to decide that "you are goin to make a sandwich...and that sandwich is going to be... a peanut butter and jelly sandwich!!".
Woww!! Did you hear that J.R.?? I never would've fucking thought of that! Teddy Long is a goddamn genius!